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Welcome to the Halve Mein HHH home page.
We are located in Southern Saratoga County and currently run every 2-3 weeks throughout the year. We will sponsor runs anywhere within an hour of the Capital region and further, if it sparks interest. Anyone interested in hashing and would like to try it - come on out! Your first run is on the hash (thats right free, gratis, no money, just your time, you won't be disappointed) "ahhh...rustle of leaves, quick, then gone... Next Runs (Updated 4/25/25): HARES NEEDED! The 2025 Hash Calendar has been posted! Plenty of open dates. If there is a specific weekend or date that you want, now is the time to grab it! Step up! Check it out on the Upcoming Runs page 2025 KNURD REGISTRATION IS OPEN (Updated 4/25/25)
KNURD this year is the Northeastern Unofficial Run for Drunks. It is a camp out weekend with a shiggy trail. We can all enjoy a full weekend of fun and general debauchery together. The weekend schedule is set. The weekend theme is REHAB! This year's theme is REHAB! Just imagine the look of relief on your friends and family's faces when you finally admit that you have a serious problem, and plan to deal with it in our state of the art in-patient facility nestled in the heart of the woods in exotic Galway. (Let them assume you'll be in Scotland.) Directions and details to all the events are on the schedule page. Registration fee of $130.00 includes a full weekend of silliness, ID Tag, giveaway, a freaking 200 acre camp ground all to ourselves with kegs of beer, food, Shiggy Run, Trail Beer, Circle beer, spontaneous UGH’s, self guided nature walks, and a goddamned TURTLE to sweat out your hangover on. BRING OLD HASH GEAR TO 'RE-HAB'! Don't wear it anymore because pink isn't your color? Did somebody grow? From an kennel you don't run with anymore? Some newer Hasher may like it! Give the gift that keep on giving (not an STD)! 2025 Mismanagement has been erected! Congrats to the lucky few that didn't get voted in. Are we ready for COCK OR TWOs reign of TERROR!? See the misman page for the list of losers!
What: 796 Hash  Hashtobeer is over! FOUR of you have no lives and made it to all 5 HashToBeer hashes, and will get your KNURD 2025 Rego for 69 dollahs. Your whiners are: Moans Aloan, Edge Whiner, DeciBelle, and Piggy!
"Definitely Not a Cult" Swag is available! Go order yours now! Lyrics to "Our Lager (Hash Prayer)" and "Nymphomaniac" have been posted on the Songs page.
The pack did indeed locate the "luxury tree stand" pictured here on Hash 544!. Like so many things (as you ladies know) it was smaller in real life... 
"From there to here, Newest Trashes (Updated 10/30/15): Ever wonder what it's like when the pack is snared by the hare? Hash scribe Moans Aloan describes the feeling in this retelling of Tap Dat Ass's birthday Hash 506 Ever wonder what it's like to do trail completely alone? Hash scribe Moans Aloan lived up to her name and scrawled this send up of the Jizz Family Robinson's recent trail, Hash 504 Since the 500th Hash is a special event, Little Wang Theory and Moans Aloan double teamed us with trashes from both ends of the pack. Check them out 500th Run Stand in Hash scribe Moans Aloan was able to type most of this while riding her bike during this years BASH Hash scribe Little Wang Theory took his hands out of his shorts long enough to scribble a trash for Run #482, Blow it out your Kazoo Hash Hash scribe Little Wang Theory bought a map and a dictionary and takes the piss out of the hash in this weeks send up of run Run #484, Chinese New Year Hash Hash scribe Little Wang Theory got off your Mom long enough to mumble a trash for Run #485, Spring Forward! Hash Hash scribe Little Wang Theory pretended he actually came to a hash and wrote this send up of our St Patty's Day-ish trail. So easy, even a monkey can do it: Run #486 Stand In Hash scribe PigFucker farted out this one for your weekend pleasure: Run #487, April Foolish Hash aka Sperm Bank's Redemption Hash Did you know? You can also access this webpage by using the URL www.albanyhash.com This makes giving our address to drunk people so much easier! Our Mailing List is active. You can sign up to receive run notices/directions/anything we feel you might need to be notified about. If you have previously hashed and would like to hare a run, please contact the Web Master. Or just surprise us and show up at the run. We love surprises! Just follow the directions on the Upcoming Runs Page.
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