The (K)Northeastern Unofficial Run for Drunks (KNURD) is a weekend event at a 200 acre camp ground near Albany, New York. (Sorry, there's still a no pet policy. The Girl Scouts apparently hate dogs.) |
COUCH TO 5KEG. Friday's camp crawl theme will be "How I Spent Quarantine"
We're all adults, and if you for any reason think that you may have been exposed to, or are asymptomatic for COVID-19, then you should think twice about attending this event. I know we're all excited, and KNURD is most likely the first time we will see each other in a very long time. But let's be smart, and responsible. We will be following the NYS Guidelines as best we can. Anal swabs for the lot of you at registration. What? No, the swabs have nothing to do with COVID screening. Why do you ask?
Friday Night - June 4|
Camp opens to you at 3PM, with the kegs tapped! As darkness falls, we'll have a good old fashioned Camp Crawl to help you get familiar with the digs. As we explore, the Halve Mein Harriettes promise to slake your thirsts along the way.
Hares: The Halve Mein Harriettes
Location: Camp Woodhaven, Google: 2015 Alexander Rd, Galway, NY 12074
(3PM) Camp Opens to KNURDers. Kegs tapped.
(6-8PM) Some sort of food. Pasta, they said. Bring something if you want something different. It's casual.
(8PM) Camp Crawl
(10PM) Pants Off, Dance On / Regrettable Hookups
Saturday - June 5|
(K)Northeastern Unoffical Run for Drunks
Eagle and Turkey Trail Hares: Willy Wanker / PigF*cker
Walking Trail Hares: Dirtbag / Cumdickulous
Location: At the Kegs
(8-10AM) Breakfast (if you get up way frigging early, then have a bagel or something. Geez. It's the weekend. You obviously didn't drink enough.)
(11AM) Drunks go Run! Hash
(1PM) Lunch and Games
(5PM) Beer Mile
(Post Circle PM) Pants Off, Dance On / Foolishness
Sunday - June 6|
Beer Mile & Get on Out
Hares: Whoever's awake
Location: The Kegs
(8-10AM) Breakfast. If you are up early, go take a shower. Geez. You sorta stink.
(11AM) Beer Mile / Kick the Kegs / Cartwheels / Whoredocking
Camp Clean up/Pack up/Annulments/Bail Postings/Confession/Returning the stolen animals/Reorienting yourself to real life