Halve Mein Proudly Invites You to Join Us for the SEVENTEENTH KNURD!
The (K)Northeastern Unofficial Run for Drunks (KNURD) is a weekend event at a 200 acre camp ground near Albany, New York. (Sorry, there's still a no pet policy. The Girl Scouts apparently hate dogs.)

COUCH TO 5KEG. Friday's camp crawl theme will be "How I Spent Quarantine"

We're all adults, and if you for any reason think that you may have been exposed to, or are asymptomatic for COVID-19, then you should think twice about attending this event. I know we're all excited, and KNURD is most likely the first time we will see each other in a very long time. But let's be smart, and responsible. We will be following the NYS Guidelines as best we can. Anal swabs for the lot of you at registration. What? No, the swabs have nothing to do with COVID screening. Why do you ask?

Friday Night - June 4

Camp opens to you at 3PM, with the kegs tapped! As darkness falls, we'll have a good old fashioned Camp Crawl to help you get familiar with the digs. As we explore, the Halve Mein Harriettes promise to slake your thirsts along the way.

Hares: The Halve Mein Harriettes
Location: Camp Woodhaven, Google: 2015 Alexander Rd, Galway, NY 12074
Time: 8:00PM
Hotline: 413-281-5643

Schedule:
(3PM) Camp Opens to KNURDers. Kegs tapped.
(6-8PM) Some sort of food. Pasta, they said. Bring something if you want something different. It's casual.
(8PM) Camp Crawl
(10PM) Pants Off, Dance On / Regrettable Hookups
(12PM) UGH

Directions:

Camp Wood Haven is located just off Sacandaga Road, Rte 147 at 2017 Alexander Road. (Sacandaga Road, Rte 147, runs North from Scotia, NY and ends at Rte 29.)
From the South: Take the Northway, Rte 87 to exit 12 at Rt. 67. Take Rt. 67 West to Rt. 147 (Sacandaga Rd.). Turn Right on Rte 147. Go North on Rt. 147 (through the Village of Galway) to Alexander Road on right. Turn Right on Alexander Road. Entrance to Wood Haven is on the left.
From the North: Take the Northway, Rt. 87 to exit 16 at Rt. 50. Go south on Rt. 50 to downtown Saratoga Springs. Turn right on Rt. 29. Take Rt. 29 west to Rt. 147. Turn Left on Rte 147 and proceed south to Alexander Road. Turn Left on Alexander Road. Entrance to Wood Haven is on the left.
From East or West: Take best route to Rt. 67 and go North on Rt. 147, or take Rt. 29 & go South on Rt. 147 and proceed as above.


Saturday - June 5

(K)Northeastern Unoffical Run for Drunks
Eagle and Turkey Trail Hares: Willy Wanker / PigF*cker
Walking Trail Hares: Dirtbag / Cumdickulous
Location: At the Kegs
Hotline: 518-265-0711
Schedule:
(8-10AM) Breakfast (if you get up way frigging early, then have a bagel or something. Geez. It's the weekend. You obviously didn't drink enough.)
(11AM) Drunks go Run! Hash
(1PM) Lunch and Games
(5PM) Beer Mile
(6PM) Dinner
(8PM) Circle
(Post Circle PM) Pants Off, Dance On / Foolishness
(12PM) UGH

Sunday - June 6

Beer Mile & Get on Out
Hares: Whoever's awake
Location: The Kegs

(8-10AM) Breakfast. If you are up early, go take a shower. Geez. You sorta stink.
(11AM) Beer Mile / Kick the Kegs / Cartwheels / Whoredocking
(12PM) GTFO

Camp Clean up/Pack up/Annulments/Bail Postings/Confession/Returning the stolen animals/Reorienting yourself to real life
Hotline: 518-265-0711
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