Halve Mein H3 and SOH4 Proudly Invite You to the TWENTY FIRST KNURD! JUNE 27-29, 2025< |
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Friday Night - June 27< Hares: SOH4's Band of Merry Wanksters Location: Camp Woodhaven, Google: 2015 Alexander Rd, Galway, NY 12074 Time: 8:00PM Hotline: 413-281-5643 Schedule: (3PM) Camp Opens to KNURDers. Kegs tapped. (3-6PM) Set up yer tent. Opening Ceremonies (traditional wheelchair dumping.) Play on Whore Dock (6-8PM) Some sort of food. Pasta, they said. Bring something if you want something different. It's casual. (8PM) As darkness falls, we'll have a good old fashioned Camp Crawl to help you get familiar with the digs. As we explore, the SOH4 Crewe promises to slake your thirsts along the way. (10PM) Pants Off, Dance On / Regrettable Hookups / UGH on the Dance Floor!
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Saturday - June 28< (K)Northeastern Unoffical Run for Drunks Eagle and Turkey Trail Hares: Counterfeit Dick / Two Minute Ride Walking Trail Hares: TBA Location: At the Kegs Hotline: 518-265-0711 Schedule: (8-10AM) Breakfast (if you get up way frigging early, then have a bagel or something. Geez. It's the weekend. You obviously didn't drink enough.) (9:30AM) Topless Yoga on the Beach with Nurse Rainbow (11AM) Drunks go Run! Hash (1PM) Lunch (2PM) Games presented by SOH4's Band of Merry Wanksters / Maybe a Beer Mile? / Maybe nap? THEME NIGHT! Wear your Whoring Twenties Gear to Circle and the Dance Party! (6PM) Dinner (7PM) Circle (Post Circle PM) Pants Off, Dance On / / UGH on the Dance Floor! / Foolishness |
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Sunday - June 29< Recovery Walk / Circle & Get on Out Hares: Whoever's awake Location: The Kegs< (8-10AM) Breakfast. If you are up early, go take a shower. Geez. You sorta stink. (11AM) Recovery Walk / Goodbye Circle / Kick the Kegs / Cartwheels / Whoredocking (12PM) GTFO< Camp Clean up/Pack up/Annulments/Bail Postings/Confession/Returning the stolen animals/Reorienting yourself to real life Hotline: 518-265-0711 
HELPFUL INFO WE'RE ON WHATSAPP Join the party early! https://chat.whatsapp.com/LfbKXrwBjGV5SBJ0HvUpVm PARKING We fear that because of the current registration capacity, the parking lot at camp will be full. Really full. We are not allowed (insurance reasons) to let cars park in the camping area. We ask that you CARPOOL to the event as much as possible. DRIVING TO CAMPSITES TO UNLOAD/LOAD GEAR This is generally allowed, but if there is rain before the event/during the event, we are going to have to block off the road to prevent the roads and lawns from being torn up. We'll be making the call at the event. Be prepared to lug your crap in and out. If we are allowing drop off of gear, we ask that you drive down, DROP the gear, and drive back up immediately. THEN set up your spot. CAMERAS/PHONES KNURD should last only in our memories, until they fade away. Leave this stuff in your car or tent and live in the moment. LODGING As you may expect, not everyone will be able to fit into the limited number of lodges at the site. Plan accordingly. Bring a tent and carpool with someone comfortable to sleep on. BEER/ALCOHOL LOCATION CHANGE Beer will only be available on tap at one location this year - down by the pavilions/fire pits/dance pad. Plan ahead. Fill up before you walk up for meals. Water will be available at the dining pavilion. BRING A STICKER We have a beer trailer, and we want to decorate it! Feel free to bring something fun/hash related/whatever! HABADASHERY / THEME There is a give away at KNURD this year! In addition to the give away we have a pop up store with KNURD flavored gear as well as HMH3 and SOH4 thingzzz. This store closes on June 15th, and it will be brought to the event for you! POP UP STORE LINK: https://habersum25.itemorder.com/shop/home/ Our regular Hab Store is: https://www.halvemeinh3hab.com/ This store doesn't close, and items purchased here are shipped to you. BRING OLD HASH GEAR TO 'RE-HAB'! Don't wear it anymore because pink isn't your color? Did somebody grow? From an kennel you don't run with anymore? Some newer Hasher may like it! Give the gift that keeps on giving (not an STD)! OFFICIAL UGH No UGH is really ever planned, or official, but the official UGH will be on Friday night. The Shot checks provided by the Hounds of Syracuse H3 will help you lose those pesky clothes. WEATHER, SCHMEATHER It's rained every single weekend up here. Who knows whether or not it will be wet or dry? Hot or cold? What we are saying is - pack accordingly, bring sunscreen and stay hydrated. Tents have rain flys. Use them. Put a tarp under your tent and make sure the edges are tucked underneath. Air mattresses float. Ask me how I know. THEME NIGHT WILL BE SATURDAY! Since we want to recognize (and see) the great hash clothing that you have newly acquired at REHAB, let's do the theme on SATURDAY NIGHT. Many people don't arrive in time to be able to set up and get into costumes before it gets dark, and that's a shame. Feel free to wear your outfits to circle, or change before the Dance Party. I mean, you do you. If you want to wear your outfit on Friday, too, do it. Wear it on the trail. Wear it home. I'm not the boss of you. SATURDAY DANCE PARTY DJ GOAT will again be spinning tunes. There will be blinking lights. There might be bubbles. A La Carte UGH? Um... We don't want to harsh the rage of the dance party, right? If you want to UGH on Saturday just dance naked. TOPLESS YOGA ADDED Need a little break from the crazy? Nurse Rainblow will lead you in a peaceful reset of your chakras on Saturday morning. Maybe not all seven will be realigned, but for sure some Groin Chakras will be affected. CAMERAS/PHONES KNURD should last only in our memories, until they fade away. Leave this stuff in your car or tent and live in the moment. (Yeah. We repeated this. It's important.) |
IMPORTANT PAYPAL CHANGE: Because of the new tax laws, it is very important that you go to PayPal and pay us as "Friends and Family". Send Paypal payment to halvemeinhash@gmail.com. We have set up a whole new PayPal account because of this, and closed our old account. Use the link below to be taken to our PayPal.Me link, and please enter your Hash Name in the comment field. I know you want to be cute and put sexual favors and so forth, but hashes have been shut down and had their money taken because of this. So, resist the temptation. Be naughty at the camp.
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