Halve Mein H3 and SOH4 Proudly Invite You to the TWENTY SECOND KNURD! JUNE 19-21, 2026

The (K)Northeastern Unofficial Run for Drunks (KNURD) is a weekend event at a 200 acre camp ground near Albany, New York. (Sorry, there's still a no pet policy. The Girl Scouts apparently hate critters of all kinds.)

Grab yer favorite cuzin and gas up the General Lee! This year's theme is CUNTRY BLUMPKIN! Embrace yer inner redneck during a weekend in the woods. Who needs shoes and under britches? Not us!

Registration Cap is 140 Wankers!

The camp features pavilions, a lake, trees, and bathrooms (rustic). As far as crash space goes, we have plenty of room at the campsite for tents. However, if you don't own a tent, there is limited lodge space on a first cum, first served basis. Expect to share the lodges with others. There is very limited electrical service at the camp. Buy a Jackery Battery Pack (Not sponsored.) It's a camp. No generators, please!

Stuff to Bring:
Antibiotics. Bug Spray. Tent and Camping Gear. Rain coat. Dry shoes. Appetite. Thirst.

We're all adults, and if you for any reason think that you may have been exposed to, or are asymptomatic for COVID-19, then you should think twice about attending this event. We will be following the NYS Guidelines as best we can. Anal swabs for the lot of you at registration. What? No, the swabs have nothing to do with COVID screening. Why do you ask?

No matter how you are going to pay, fill out this form and hit the register button first. We'll provide a link to PayPal on the next screen, but it is on you to sign in and make the payment. It is important to Pre-register so that we can order haberdashery, food, beer, supplies, prophylactics, antibiotics, etc.

Custom Haberdashery is available ala carte!

The weekend will take place June 19-21, 2026. We're looking forward to this one (as we always do!) and we hope that you all can join us at Camp Woodhaven.

Registration fee of $120.00 includes a full weekend of silliness, ID Tag, giveaway, a freaking 200 acre camp ground all to ourselves with kegs of beer, food, Shiggy Run, Trail Beer, Circle beer, spontaneous UGH’s, self guided nature walks, and a goddamned TURTLE to sweat out your hangover on.

We're again offering ALA CARTE Habadashery this year! Check out our Hash Store for KNURD Themed or HMHHH Logoed items!


Hash Name:
Home Hash Chooser (or just type it in below):
Home Hash:
Nerd Name:
Address: (Street, City, State, Zip)
Phone:
E-Mail:

Beer Chooser

Piggy will base beer purchasing decisions on your suggestions. No guarantees a particular kind will be available, because we're not gonna order a keg if only 5 people want something. Last year we had 2 kegs of "crap" beer, and only went though half of one. Recommend drink ballers bring their own pile of cans. Leftover trail beer will also be available for games, but we'll be disappointed in you for not finishing it.

I Prefer to Drink :
I will run the following trail:
My culinary preference is:
If you have any special dietary restrictions or allergies, reach out and discuss with our kitch'n crew
I'll be staying in a:

Amount enclosed: $120 Send Paypal payment to halvemeinhash@gmail.com or make checks payable to: Halve Mein HHH [436 Cranes Hollow Road, Amsterdam, NY 12010]

IMPORTANT PAYPAL CHANGE: Because of the new tax laws, it is very important that you go to PayPal and pay us as "Friends and Family". We have set up a whole new PayPal account because of this, and closed our old account. Send Paypal payment to halvemeinhash@gmail.com

** Note: Registration fees are fixed this year, and this event WILL SELL OUT. Please do not show up at camp without a paid rego. We'll feel bad sending you away. E=I'm a Douche can help you get an Uber home. **

Registration fee includes ID Tag, a freaking 200 acre camp ground all to ourselves with kegs of beer and food, A Shiggy Run, Trail Beer, Circle beer, Food & Beer at Camp all weekend long, Pants Off Dance Off, Beer Mile, Goofy Games, Whore Docking, Spontaneous UGH’s, Self guided nature walks, and a goddamned TURTLE to Do Se Do on top of.

I understand that my consent to these provisions is given in consideration for being permitted to participate in this event. I am aware of, and voluntarily assume, the risks of participating in this event. If I am injured, I agree that I will not sue, or otherwise hold responsible, The Halve Mein Hash House Harriers (HMHHH) or Syracuse Onondaga Hash House Harriers (SOH4), or any affiliated individuals. I am responsible for myself and my own actions. So, if I get hurt, it is my own damned fault! I also understand that my REGISTRATION FEE is NON-REFUNDABLE unless the organizers can resell it. If I have to lame out and miss the awesome time that is KNURD, I will inform the organizers to let someone on the wait list in.

I agree to this :

My method of payment is : to halvemeinhash@gmail.com

No matter how you are going to pay, fill out this form and hit the register button first. We'll provide a link to PayPal on the next screen, but it is on you to sign in and make the payment. It is important to Pre-register so that we can order haberdashery, food, beer, supplies, prophylactics, antibiotics, etc.



If you have any questions or problems, please contact halvemeinhash@gmail.com