Welcome to the Halve Mein HHH home page.

We're all a bunch of nitwits. Hashing Doesn't Suck On-On! Come join us for a run and a cold one!!

We are located in Southern Saratoga County and currently run every 2-3 weeks throughout the year. We will sponsor runs anywhere within an hour of the Capital region and further, if it sparks interest.

Anyone interested in hashing and would like to try it - come on out! Your first run is on the hash (thats right free, gratis, no money, just your time, you won't be disappointed)

HARES NEEDED!

The 2026 Hash Calendar has been posted! Plenty of open dates. If there is a specific weekend or date that you want, now is the time to grab it! Step up! We need some hares. You know what happens if we don't have a hare. (Ominous swell) Check it out on the Upcoming Runs page

Next Run (Updated 11/9/26):

What: 840 Veterans Dayish Hash
Where: Pint Sized Google: 250 Lark St, Albany, NY 12210
When: Saturday, Novembeer 14, 1:00PM
Hare: Footloose and Fanny Free

F3 will take the helm for our anal Veteran's Day Tail. We moved this to Saturday for more light and more mileage. Our two favorite things! Hope to see you there!

5 Dollah make ya hollah! Bring a friend, because the hash needs some new blood.

What: 841 TriFuckta Day 1 - Black Friday Hash
Where: TBA
When: Friday, Novembeer 27, 12:00PM
Hare: DeciBelle / ???

It's time again to give Thanks for this merry band of idiots that we hang around with, drink with, dance with, get naked with, and generally get to be ourselves with! DeciBelle and some fool will lay a nice crappy trail for us and then we'll circle and party down at Deci and Piggy's South Pork Ranch. Wear a onesie! There will be some sort of food, feel free to bring something to share and cans of crap for ball drink or smash cup or drunk slap; whatever it's called. Crash space available. Hope to see you there!

Address of On After: Google: 436 Cranes Hollow Road, Amsterdam, NY 5 Dollah make ya hollah! Bring a friend, because the hash needs some new blood.

AND IT'S TRIFUCKTA TIME! If you want to attend these, please solidify your plans with Piggy ASAP. Drunk convos and maybes don't count! Or just go on your own!

TriFuckta Day 2 - Burlington Drunken Pilgrim, Saturday, Novembeer 28
TriFuckta Day 3 - Montreal St Andrew's Day Kilt Run, Sunday, Novembeer 29 (Passport required)

KNURD XXII IS OVER!

"Definitely Not a Cult" Swag is available! Go order yours now!

I got in touch with Choo Choo Cabra of the Richmond Hash HH and she has posted the "Definitely Not a Cult" gear on Bonfire.

She added Sweatshirts and Hoodies to the campaign, so grab all the kinds of swag you want. Self order, self pay and it'll get mailed right to your door step (or cave entrance or your Mom's basement steps) at some point.

Not a Cult Gear on Bonfire

Lyrics to Cock or Two's new songs "Both Sides Now", "The Hoes" and "Lay Us A Trail" have been posted on the Songs page.

The pack did indeed locate the "luxury tree stand" pictured here on Hash 544!. Like so many things (as you ladies know) it was smaller in real life...

Did you know? You can also access this webpage by using the URL www.albanyhash.com This makes giving our address to drunk people so much easier!

Our Mailing List is active. You can sign up to receive run notices/directions/anything we feel you might need to be notified about.

If you have previously hashed and would like to hare a run, please contact the Web Master. Or just surprise us and show up at the run. We love surprises! Just follow the directions on the Upcoming Runs Page.