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Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
"Cool hash page"
December 2002


When I was a little girl, I had a little thing,
And if I tried, I could get, my little finger in.
Finger in, finger in, finger in,
Finger -i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i- finger in, finger in,
My little finger in!

I've grown into a woman now, my thing has lost its charm,
And I can get five fingers in, and half my fucking arm,
Fucking arm, fucking arm, fucking arm,
Fucking -a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- fucking arm, fucking arm,
And half my fucking arm!

Now my age is ninety-two, and I'm half fucking dead,
Now I get both arms in and half my fucking head.
Fucking head, fucking head, fucking head,
Fucking -e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e- fucking head, fucking head,
And half my fucking head!

Well, I'm dead and buried now, down six feet on my back
And I hope that I get dug up by a Necrophiliac
Philiac, Philiac, Philiac,
Phili ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac- Philiac, Philiac
A Necrophiliac

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