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Days of the Week Song Leader: Today is Monday! All: Today is Monday! Leader: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion) All: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion) CHORUS: Leader: is everybody happy? All: You bet your ass we are! All: (raise cups over heads and make one complete turn while humming) Da da dut da da, da da dut da da Leader: Today is Tuesday! All: Today is Tuesday! Leader: Tuesday is two finger day! (fingering motion) All: Tuesday is a finger day! (fingering motion) Leader: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion) All: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion) Chorus (now that you've got the idea, here are the rest of the days) Wednesday is a hmmmm day! (stick tongue between 2nd & 3rd fingers) Thursday is a drinking day! (raise glass in salute) Friday is a fucking day! (humping motions, cheering, happiness) Saturday is a hashing day! (running motions, cheering, happiness) Sunday is a day of rest (low key, almost quiet) |