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You're a Shitty Hare Notes: Sung to hares for shit-tastic trails. Written by Krusty the Meat Miser.Tune: Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi (Burlington Mardi Gras 2011) You should’ve used more flour and chalk We followed your marks They said “You’ve been fucked” It sucked It sucked We wanted to drink Magic Hat But lost on your trail We’d have settled for Pabst You suck You suck You’ve got to hold on to the drink you’ve got It doesn’t make a difference if it’s beer or a shot This is for the tit checks you forgot… on trail… (NOTE: Show tits) You’re drinking a lot! Ohhh, there was no beer out there Ohhh oh, you’re a shitty hare Take some flour, and use it on trail Ohhh oh, you’re a shitty hare You’re a shitty hare! (NOTE: Simulate 80s hair band awesomeness)
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