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"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
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December 2002

You're a Shitty Hare

Notes: Sung to hares for shit-tastic trails. Written by Krusty the Meat Miser.
Tune: Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi
(Burlington Mardi Gras 2011)

You should’ve used more flour and chalk
We followed your marks
They said “You’ve been fucked”
It sucked
It sucked

We wanted to drink Magic Hat
But lost on your trail
We’d have settled for Pabst
You suck
You suck

You’ve got to hold on to the drink you’ve got
It doesn’t make a difference if it’s beer or a shot
This is for the tit checks you forgot… on trail… (NOTE: Show tits)
You’re drinking a lot!

Ohhh, there was no beer out there
Ohhh oh, you’re a shitty hare
Take some flour, and use it on trail
Ohhh oh, you’re a shitty hare

You’re a shitty hare! (NOTE: Simulate 80s hair band awesomeness)

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