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THERE ARE NO SERIOUS HASHERS To the tune of "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain" Oh, there are no serious Hashers by the Bay (by the Bay) Oh, there are no serious Hashers by the Bay (by the Bay) 'Cuz they're all a bunch of queers Who get drunk on half a beer Oh, there are no serious Hashers by the Bay (by the Bay) Oh, there are no serious Hashers in the Valley (in the Valley) Oh, there are no serious Hashers in the Valley (in the Valley) 'Cuz they're all just freaks and geeks They'll sit and masturbate for weeks Oh, there are no serious Hashers in the Valley (in the Valley) Oh, there are no serious Hashers in the East Bay (in the East Bay) Oh, there are no serious Hashers in the East Bay (in the East Bay) They hang around the hills Smoking dope and popping pills Oh, there are no serious Hashers in the East Bay (in the East Bay) Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Wine Country (in Wine Country) Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Wine Country (in Wine Country) 'Cuz it's grapes they like to crush But mention sex, they'll only blush Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Wine Country (in Wine Country) Oh, there are no serious Hashers in New York (in New York) Oh, there are no serious Hashers in New York (in New York) 'Cuz they talk like Donald Duck And they don't know how to fuck Oh, there are no serious Hashers in New York (in New York) Oh, there are no serious Hashers in the Navy (in the Navy) Oh, there are no serious Hashers in the Navy (in the Navy) 'Cuz they're all in little boats Making love to sheep and goats Oh, there are no serious Hashers in the Navy (in the Navy) Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Calgary (in Calgary) Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Calgary (in Calgary) 'Cuz they'll run through waist-deep snow Just to give a cow a blow Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Calgary (in Calgary) Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Florida (in Florida) Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Florida (in Florida) 'Cuz they all wear string bikinis And they all have tiny weenies Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Florida (in Florida) Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Kentucky (in Kentucky) Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Kentucky (in Kentucky) 'Cuz they're all a bunch of hicks Who are playing with their pricks Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Kentucky (in Kentucky) Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Harrisburg (in Harrisburg) Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Harrisburg (in Harrisburg) 'Cuz it's always cold and damp And they never leave the camp Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Harrisburg (Harrisburg)
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