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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

Rainbow Connection

Why are there so many songs about Hashers, who can't give harriettes a fill
Those whiskey dick half-minds, who can't get a hard on, they pop a viagra pill
oh it's not surprising their dicks are not rising, their balls are no bigger than peas
but one day they'll get one, a rock hard erection
but only two inches or three

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