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Nellie Darling Oh your ass is like a stovepipe Nellie darling And the nipples on your tits are turning green There's a thousand flies a swarmin' ‘round your pussy You're the nastiest fucking thing I've ever seen There's a yard of lint protruding from your naval When you piss you piss a stream as green as grass You have enough ear wax to make a candle Why don't you make one and shove it up your ass? Your breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon And your ingrown toenails exude a pusy cream Your nose hair's long enough to braid or curl Your every White House hasher's fucking dream Sucking on your toes would gag Jeff Daummer After sex with you my balls begin to itch You need a chainsaw to trim your armpits You're a regular White House Hash House Bitch Your butts about as wide as a buick And the cellulite hangs off your thighs in chunks When you're swimming at the beach in the summer You look like a battleship that has been sunk Well it's told that you've been turned down by hashers That crotch rot your sportings getting red It could also be the sagging of your titties Or the spotty patch of baldness on your head
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