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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in



half-mind.com
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

MY PENIS HAS A FIRST NAME


My penis has a first name
It's F-O-R-E skin
My penis has an address
It's upstars from her chin
She loves to eat it everyday
And if you ask her why, she'll say
(Gargle)

Women's version:

My penis has a first name
It's P-E-T-E-R
My penis has a second name
It's P-E-N-I-S
I like to eat him everyday
And if you ask me why, I'll say
Peter Penis has a way with my V-A-G-I-N-A

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