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How did a fool and his money get together?
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

It's Dildo - Robert D Brooks and Alastair Anderson

What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
And makes a buzzity sound?
It's long, a schlong, a marvelous dong
Everyone knows it's dildo!

What fits in a sock?
Feels better than cock?
And unlike a man - it's slow
It vibrates a bit, feels great on your clit
Everyone knows it's dildo!

It's dildo, it's dildo
It's big, it's fleshy, it's ribbed
It's dildo, it's dildo
Yes, that's right - it's ribbed

What fits in your crack?
Some even have sacks
The penis you don't have to blow
They're not just for gays
They use double A's
Everyone knows it's dildo!

A dildo dog
A dildo plane
Many more vibrating toys
You turn the knob they buzz and throb
Feels great in girls and boys

They're dildos, They're dildos
The sex toys that everyone likes

They're dildos, They're dildos
For gay men and even for dykes

What makes you cum?
Fits in your bum
Some of them even can glow
A dink a dink in marvelous pink
Everyone knows it's dildo!
A long fleshy tube
Use water based lube
Not just for the neighborhood hoes
For a girl on the go with no time for a beau
It makes for a perfect fellow

It's dildo, it's dildo
Pink, Purple, Green, Yellow, Black, White
It's dildo, it's dildo
I think you should use one tonight!

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