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FOLLOW THE HARE Drink a little bit, Fuck a little bit, Follow the hare Follow the hare with your balls in the air, singing Drink a little bit, Fuck a little bit, Follow the hare Follow the hare all the way My father's a _____. A _____ , a _____, A mighty fine _____ is he! All day he ______ ______, He _____ _____, he ______ _____, And when he comes home, he _____ me. Examples: postman/licks stamps/licks baker/creams puffs/creams Milkman/milks cows/milks Freshman/fucks up/jerks off Oilman/drills wells/drills Miner/shafts me/explores Repo Man/repos/seizes Ploughman/ploughs fields/plows me Glassblower/blows glass/blows Mail clerk/licks stamps/licks Nurse/takes temps/takes Gymnist/strides poles/strides mine Baker/kneads bread/needs Dancer/does steps/does Asthmatic/sucks air/sucks Cowboy/rides broncs/rides Mechanic/screws bolts/screws Soldier/shoots guns/shoots cum Guitarist/plays licks/licks Pimp/beats whores/beats Carpenter/bangs nails/bangs Truck driver/grinds gears/grinds Postman/stuffs boxes/stuffs Student/fucks off/fucks Plumber/lays pipe/lays Chef/eats this, he eats that/eats Bricklayer/lays brick/lays Dentist/drills you/drills Taxidermist/stuffs dead things/stuffs Stool Pigeon/fingers crooks/fingers My girlfriend is a lawyer, a lawyer, a lawyer A mighty fine lawyer is she All day long she fucks you, she fucks you, she fucks you And at night she comes home and fucks me My girlfriend is a prostitute, a prostitute, a prostitute And a mighty fine prostitute is she All day long she fucks you, she fucks you, she fucks you And when she comes home she goes to sleep.
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