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Irish and Gay By KYLE DUNNIGAN Well we go to the bars to get us some drinks they won't let us march and we think that stinks So we won't be there on St. Patty's day 'cause we're fat and we're Irish, we're drunk and we're gay Hi di ee hi di ho hi di hi hi di ay We're fat and we're Irish, we're drunk and we're gay. So pass me the pretzels, give me me brew if your cock is the ladle me ass is the stew Some think it's evil, some think it's vicious, I happen to think that it's magically delicious! Hi di ee hi di ho hi di hi hi di ay We're fat and we're Irish, we're drunk and we're gay. So let's play that game called "Take out your balls", it's easy to play just take out your balls So pour me a Guiness, I'll hand you a Bass. Put a potato in a cannon, and fire it straight up into the air! Hi di ee hi di ho hi di hi hi di ay We're fat and we're Irish, we're drunk and we're gay. |