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half-mind.com
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

Irish and Gay


By KYLE DUNNIGAN

Well we go to the bars
to get us some drinks
they won't let us march
and we think that stinks

So we won't be there
on St. Patty's day
'cause we're fat and we're Irish,
we're drunk and we're gay

Hi di ee hi di ho
hi di hi hi di ay
We're fat and we're Irish,
we're drunk and we're gay.

So pass me the pretzels,
give me me brew
if your cock is the ladle
me ass is the stew

Some think it's evil,
some think it's vicious,
I happen to think that
it's magically delicious!

Hi di ee hi di ho
hi di hi hi di ay
We're fat and we're Irish,
we're drunk and we're gay.

So let's play that game
called "Take out your balls",
it's easy to play
just take out your balls

So pour me a Guiness,
I'll hand you a Bass.
Put a potato in a cannon,
and fire it straight up into the air!

Hi di ee hi di ho
hi di hi hi di ay
We're fat and we're Irish,
we're drunk and we're gay.

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