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Down Down Songs Drink a beer Drink a beer Drink a beer like a hasher can And if you can't drink a beer like a hasher can, Then you shouldn't have a motherfucking beer in your hand (repeat) We're a bunch of rotten bastards Scum of the earth Scourge of creation we've gone from bad to Masturbatin' sons-of-bitches Found in every whore house We drink, smoke and screw (mostly screw!) We are the hashers of the Halve Mein Hash And we say "fuck you!" Well we try them all and it might sound queer But our favorite drug is an ice-cold beer Beer, beer, beer, beer Beer, beer, beer, beer Beer, beer, beer, beer We love beer Drink it down, down, down, down... Dough, the stuff that buys me beer Ray, the guy who serves me beer Me, the guy who drinks the beer Far, a long long way for beer So, I'll have another beer La, la la la la la beer Tea, no thanks I'm drinking beer Which brings us back to Down, down, down down Bitch, a dog, a female dog Itch, a place for you to scratch Hitch, I pull my knickers up Grab, another word for snatch Bath, a place for making gin Sex, another word for sin Prick, a needle going in And that will bring us back to bitch, bitch... F*ck a duck, a female duck Screw a baby kangaroo Finger-bang an orangutan Let an elephant do you Feel the penis of an eel Whack the asshole of a yak Masturbate with a gnu, which will bring us back to f*ck, f*ck... We drink two beers in the morning We drink two beers at night We drink two beers in the afternoon It makes us feel alright We drink two beers in times of peace And two in times of war We drink two beers before we drink two beers And then we drink two more Drink it down, down, down, down... Would you like a finger in your ear? Would you like a finger in your beer? Would you like a finger in your rear? No sir! No fucking way sir! No fucking way sir! Drink it down, down, down, down... He's the meanest, he sucks the horse's penis He's the meanest, he's the horse's ass Ever since he found it all he does it pound it He's the meanest, he's the horse's ass So drink chugga lugga lugga, drink chugga lugga lugga Drink chugga lugga lugga – Drink! He's the meanest, he's the horse's ass Drink it down, down, down, down... Her left tit hangs down to her right tit Her right tit hangs down to her knee If her left tit did equal her right tit She's get lots of weenie from me Drink it down, down, down, down... Here's to brother hasher, brother hasher, brother hasher Here's to brother hasher, may he chugga-lug He's happy, he's jolly He's fucked up by golly Here's to brother hasher, may he chugga-lug So drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker Here's to brother hasher, may he chugga-lug Drink it down, down, down, down... Here's to {name}, she's true blue She's a hasher through and through She's a scumbag so they say And she'll never get to heaven Cuz she went the wrong way Drink it down, down, down, down... His one skin hangs down to his two skin His two skin hangs down to his three His three skin hangs down to his foreskin His foreskin hangs down to his knee So roll back, roll back Roll back my foreskin for me, for me Roll back, roll back Roll back my foreskin for me Drink it down, down, down, down... There was a little bird No bigger than a turd Sitting on a telephone pole He ruffled up his neck And then he shat about a peck And he puckered up his little asshole Asshole, asshole, asshole He puckered up his little asshole Drink it down, down, down, down... Hashers, meet the hashers They're the biggest drunks in history From the hash of Halve Mein They're the leaders in debauchery Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years Watch them, as they down a lot of beer Down-down, down-down down-down Down down down down down down down down Down down down down down Down down down down down Put you right leg over my shoulder Put your left leg over my shoulder Mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah Mlah mlah mlah mlha mlah mlah mlah Drink it down, down, down, down... Sally in the alley sifting cinders Lifted up her leg and farted like a man The wind from her ass blew out six windows The cheeks on her ass went Blam! Blam! Blam! Drink it down, down, down, down... Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee For cunt, for cunt, for country and my queen Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be Drink it down, down, down, down... Here's to the game of twenty toes It's played all over town The women play with ten toes up The man with ten toes down Drink it down, down, down, down... Why was she born so beautiful? Why was she born at all? She no fucking good to anyone She no fucking good at all She ought to be publicly pissed on She ought to be publicly shot She ought to be tied to the urinal To lie there and fester and rot Drink it down, down, down, down... You are my hashit, my only hashit You make me happy when skies are gray You never no dear how much I love you Please don't take my hashit away Drink it down, down, down, down... A-lay zuma zuma zuma, a-lay zuma zuma hey! A-lay zuma zuma zuma, a-lay zuma zuma hey! Drink it down zulu warrior Drink it down zulu chief, chief, chief, chief Drink it down, down, down, down... By the light (by the light by the light), of a flickering match I saw her snatch, in the watermelon patch By the light (by the light by the light), of a flickering match I saw it gleam, I heard her scream "You are burning my snatch, with your f*cking match." Hitler, he only had one ball Goering, had two but very small Himmler, had something similar But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all Rubber dickie, you're the one You make bedtime so much fun Rubber dickie I'm awfully fond of you Rubber dickie, toy of toys When you're in me I make noise Rubber dickie you're my very best friend, it's true... Supercallousflagellisticexpectcunnilingus Queers like to take it up the bum from dildoes, dicks or fingers Lesbians like their tonguing slow to make the climax linger Supercallousflagellisticexpectcunnilingus! That old brown tap went pssht! up against the wall Pssht! up against the wall Pshht! up against the wall That old brown tap went pssht! up against the wall And the wall was covered in beer! Yankee Doodle he's a dandy, he's a hasher 'til he dies A real live asshole from the USA, pissed on by most other guys Yank his doodle, he's a dandy Yank his doodle, zip his fly Yankee doodle ran the trail, wanking off his doodle You are that yanking doodle guy Fuck, fuck, fuck my butt, Fill my ass with cream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Life is but a wet dream! Suck, suck, suck my cock, Give me screaming skull Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Life is but a ball! To the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean" My asshole is sore from your fucking My asshole is sore from your dick My asshole is sore from your stuffing So give it a rest, you prick Male version Now you've finally shut up You sorry son of a bitch So drink your beer, get out of here You make my asshole itch Female version Now you've finally shut up You've finally quit your bitchin' So drink your beer, get out of here And get back in the kitchen Pissonya, pissonya, pissonya In Russian it means I love ya If I had my way I'd piss on ya all day Pissonya, pissonya, pissonya Shitonya, shitonya, shitonya In Russian it means I adore ya If I had my way I'd shit on ya all day Shitonya, shitonya, shitonya Cumonya, cumonya, cumonya In Russian it means I need ya If I had my way I'd cum on ya all day Cumonya, Shitonya, Pissonya To the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It" There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off There's a dozen on my cousin I can hear those fuckers buzzin' There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off To the tune of that song from "Hee-Haw" Where, oh where, were you last week? Why did you make us hash all alone You fat lazy bastard, you weren't even here So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer Down, down, drink it all down Drink it all down, drink all of that beer You fat lazy bastard, you weren't even here So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer To the tune of the Air Force Fight Song Up and away into her hot wet pussy Wiggling our tails, searching for eggs Some of us will bounce of her tonsils Some of us will drip down her legs I'm the one who found the hole in the rubber Finally - reaching the goal Oh yes! This is it! Oh No! It's Shit! He put it in the hershey ho-oo-ole! This girl is great that's what I'm thinking as I fuck her then she backs away Leaving me hard and fucking horny I pound my meat as fast as I can Tickling my asshole with my hand About to shoot my load into her eyes But she wraps her hands around my cock and takes me in her mouth and then she says arrr-arr-arr-arr-arr Her gagging on my cock is the only sound arrr-arr-arr-arr-arr So open up your throt and drink it down down down Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too I love to hear you oralize When I'm between your thighs You blow me away Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places And play, 'til we're blown away
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