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If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?



half-mind.com
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

DOUGH RAY ME


Dough, the stuff, that buys me beer,
Ray, the guy who serves me beer,
Me, the guy, who drinks me beer,

Fa, a long way to the john,
So, I'll have another beer,
La, I'll have another beer,
Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer,
And that brings us back to,
Dough Dough Dough Dough(etc)

Bitch, a dog, a female dog,
Itch, a place for you to scratch,
Hitch, I pull my knickers up,
Grab, another word for snatch,
Bath, a place for making gin,
Sex, another word for sin,
Prick, a needle going in,
And that will bring us back to
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch...

Fuck a duck, a female duck,
Screw a baby kangaroo.
Finger-bang an orangutan,
Let an elephant do you.
Feel the penis of an eel,
Whack! the asshole of a yak,
Masturbate with a gnu
And that will being us back to
Fuck. fuck, fuck, fuck..

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