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December 2002

CAMEL TOE - Bob and Tom


You're a beautiful girl
And your pants are on so tight
that when you stand just right
I can see it all
When you're on the beach
And your bikini's soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette
As I look down below
I see your camel toe

Your biscuit your beavage I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey your muffin you ain't hiding nothing
Your coochie your flapper you're showing off your snapper
(up) Your camel toe - it looks alright so baby let it show
(up) Looks like a pink taco
I see your camel toe
(merci, madame, voila le bearded clam)

I could really go
for a sideways sloppy joe
or a tuna casserole
Baby don't you know
I never thought I'd see
so much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning gynecology
I see your camel toe

Your labia Your vulva Ooh you know I love ya
Pudenda Vagina Nothing could be finer
It's furry it's fluffy looking kinda puffy
(up) Your camel toe - it looks alright so baby let it show
(up) Looks like a pink taco
I see your camel toe
(merci, madame, voila le bearded clam)

Your biscuit your beavage I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey your muffin you ain't hiding nothing
Your coochie your flapper you're showing off your snapper
(up) Your camel toe - it looks alright so baby let it show
(up) Looks like a pink taco
I see your camel toe

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