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What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
"Cool hash page"
December 2002


Boy meets girl, holds her hand,
Visions of a promised land,
Tender words, cling and kiss,
Crafty feel, heavenly bliss,

Nibble nipples, squeeze those thighs,
Gets a beat, feels a rise,

Eyes ablaze, drawers down,
Really starts to go to town,

Legs outspread, virgin lass,
Fanny foams like bottled Bass,

Ram it home, moans of joy,
Teenage love, girl meets boy,

Love's a jewel, pearls he's won,
Shoots his load, what's he done,

Comes the payoff, here's the rub,
He's got her in the puffing club,

Comes the wedding, bridesmaids flap,
Love and cherish, all that crap,

A tubby tum, weighty gain,
Prams and nappies, labour pain,

Begins to realize, what he did,
Nagging wife and screaming kid,

Sweats his ass off, works his stint;
Only pleasure is evening time,

Can't forsake those sexy habits,
Breeding kids like bloody rabbits.

(Sung to the tune of Only Women Bleed.)

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