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A IS FOR ARSEHOLE a is for arsehole all covered in shit and b is the bastard who revels in it c is for cunt all covered in cream and d is the dickhead who licks it all clean e is for eunuch with no balls at all and f is the fucker who grinds on them all g is for goitre gonorreah and gout h is the harlot who dishes them out i is the injection you get for the itch while j is the jerk of a dog on a bitch k is the king who shat on his throne and l is the lesbian who fucks all alone m is for maidenhead all tattered and torn n is the noble who died with the horn o is for orifice all cunningly concealed and p is for penis all raedy and peeled q is the quaker who shat in his hat and r is the rascal who rogered the cat s is for shithouse filled to the brim and t are the turds that float there within u is for uterus and uterine duct and v is the virgin who wished she'd been fucked w's the wife who makes it a farce and x y and z you can stick up your arse
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