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Why is abbreviation such a long word?
"Cool hash page"
December 2002


a is for arsehole all covered in shit
and b is the bastard who revels in it

c is for cunt all covered in cream
and d is the dickhead who licks it all clean

e is for eunuch with no balls at all
and f is the fucker who grinds on them all

g is for goitre gonorreah and gout
h is the harlot who dishes them out

i is the injection you get for the itch
while j is the jerk of a dog on a bitch

k is the king who shat on his throne
and l is the lesbian who fucks all alone

m is for maidenhead all tattered and torn
n is the noble who died with the horn

o is for orifice all cunningly concealed
and p is for penis all raedy and peeled

q is the quaker who shat in his hat
and r is the rascal who rogered the cat

s is for shithouse filled to the brim
and t are the turds that float there within

u is for uterus and uterine duct
and v is the virgin who wished she'd been fucked

w's the wife who makes it a farce
and x y and z you can stick up your arse

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