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Halve Mein Hash 413 - January 16, 2013 - Rensselaer, NY

What: 413 Hash
When: Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Where: Rensselaer, NY
Hare: PigF*cker
Scribe: PigF*cker
Hounds: DeciBelle, Tubslut, Moans Aloan, 6.9 on the Rectum Scale, Seizeher Cooch, Boxer Queefs, Krusty the Meat Miser, Link Hardknob

Things that happened:

Link went missing. Again.
Link got to talk to a friendly police officer, called to the scene of a mysterious powder by a concerned citizen. Again.
Moans Aloan got lost on the way to the hash. Again.
Tubslut lost some of his crap on trail. Again.
6.9 found Tubsluts lost crap. Hero.
Krusty came to his senses, got off the bus and came hashing for the first time in four months. Alcoholic!
Just Emma was not named Tighty Flighties, Dim Shit, Fruit of the Womb, or some other incredibly cute and original name that I can't remember right now. She was named instead Boxer Queefs!
6.9 and Seizeher Cooch sang an original down down song for Boxer Queefs. Awesome!
DeciBelle made sure she got a down down by dressing like everyone else. Layers!
Tubslut zenned and found the unlaid, and unmarked Turkey Trail. Genius?
Boxer Queefs perforated her pants. Again?
Dirtbag nominated himself for Hashit, and there was silence. Crickets!
Instead, Piggy got the Hashit on some trumped up charge thanks to Seizeher Cooch. Framed!
Dinner featured salmon and cat. Again.

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