Welcome to the Halve Mein HHH home page.

We're all a bunch of nitwits. Hashing Doesn't Suck On-On! Come join us for a run and a cold one!!

We are located in Southern Saratoga County and currently run every 2-3 weeks throughout the year. We will sponsor runs anywhere within an hour of the Capital region and further, if it sparks interest.

Anyone interested in hashing and would like to try it - come on out! Your first run is on the hash (thats right free, gratis, no money, just your time, you won't be disappointed)

HARES NEEDED!

The 2026 Hash Calendar has been posted! Plenty of open dates. If there is a specific weekend or date that you want, now is the time to grab it! Step up! Check it out on the Upcoming Runs page

Next Run (Updated 3/28/26):

What: 822 April Foolishness Hash
Where: Hollyhock Hollow Sanctuary Google: 46 Rarick Rd, Selkirk, NY 12158
When: Wednesday, April 1, 6:00PM
Hare: Cock or Two

We're back to Wednesdays. Got a hare. Shiggy level low to mederate. Definitely bring a cranium light so you don't stick your feet into unfamiliar holes! Let's party in Holly's Hock with a Cock. Or Two.

5 Dollah make ya hollah! Bring a friend, because the hash needs some new blood.

2026 KNURD REGISTRATION IS OPEN (Updated 3/20/26) Mark your calendars! Save the date! Our Twenty First Anal KNURD Weekend will be held June 19-21th, 2026. Registration is now OPEN

"Definitely Not a Cult" Swag is available! Go order yours now!

I got in touch with Choo Choo Cabra of the Richmond Hash HH and she has posted the "Definitely Not a Cult" gear on Bonfire.

She added Sweatshirts and Hoodies to the campaign, so grab all the kinds of swag you want. Self order, self pay and it'll get mailed right to your door step (or cave entrance or your Mom's basement steps) at some point.

Not a Cult Gear on Bonfire

Lyrics to Cock or Two's new song "Both Sides Now" has been posted on the Songs page.

The pack did indeed locate the "luxury tree stand" pictured here on Hash 544!. Like so many things (as you ladies know) it was smaller in real life...

Did you know? You can also access this webpage by using the URL www.albanyhash.com This makes giving our address to drunk people so much easier!

Our Mailing List is active. You can sign up to receive run notices/directions/anything we feel you might need to be notified about.

If you have previously hashed and would like to hare a run, please contact the Web Master. Or just surprise us and show up at the run. We love surprises! Just follow the directions on the Upcoming Runs Page.