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"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."



half-mind.com
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

Welcome to the Halve Mein HHH home page.


We're all a bunch of nitwits.
Hashing Doesn't Suck

On-On! Come join us for a run and a cold one!!

We are located in Southern Saratoga County and currently run every 2-3 weeks throughout the year. We will sponsor runs anywhere within an hour of the Capital region and further, if it sparks interest.

Anyone interested in hashing and would like to try it - come on out! Your first run is on the hash (thats right free, gratis, no money, just your time, you won't be disappointed)

"ahhh...rustle of leaves, quick, then gone...
sounds of the pack far in the distance...
dusting of flour settles then waits..." - jc

Next Runs (Updated 7/15/24):

HARES NEEDED! The 2024 Hash Calendar has been posted! Plenty of open dates. If there is a specific weekend or date that you want, now is the time to grab it! Step up! Check it out on the Upcoming Runs page

What: 773 Yellow Pig Day Hash
When: Wednesday, July 17th, 6PM
Hare: One Night Only
Where: Brickyard Tavern Google: 72 Milton Ave, Ballston Spa, NY 12020

In the 1960s, students Michael Spivak and David Kelly were studying math at Princeton. Together, they spent a lot of time considering the qualities of the number 17 and became obsessed with its incredible combination of simplicity and complexity that was recurrent in the mathematics they were using and developing. Their obsession grew into a desire to celebrate the number 17 with its own special day, and they created a mascot for their event in the form of a yellow pig. But they morphed their pig into a beast with 17 teeth, 17 toes — 17 everything! — to encapsulate their passion for the number 17.

One Night Only will lead us on a romp around Ballston Spa. See you there!

5 dollah makes one hollah! The Hash needs new blood, so bring a virgin!


KNURD XX IS OVER!

Holy cow. What a great time. Thanks to all who came. Thanks to all who worked their butts off to make it happen.

See you NEXT YEAR for the last ever KNURD! (Death to KNURD!)


Looking for the Word Search of Halve Mein Hash names that was handed out at the Mama Cooch hash? Here you go: Word Search


MAILING LIST REPLACED.

As of Monday, March 27th, we have created a new mailing list for the hash. Everyone who was on the old list has been subscribed to the new list.


"Definitely Not a Cult" Swag is available! Go order yours now!

I got in touch with Choo Choo Cabra of the Richmond Hash HH and she has posted the "Definitely Not a Cult" gear on Bonfire.

She added Sweatshirts and Hoodies to the campaign, so grab all the kinds of swag you want. Self order, self pay and it'll get mailed right to your door step (or cave entrance or your Mom's basement steps) at some point.

Not a Cult Gear on Bonfire


Lyrics to "The Spirit of Gisberg" have been posted on the Songs page.

The pack did indeed locate the "luxury tree stand" pictured here on Hash 544!. Like so many things (as you ladies know) it was smaller in real life...


NUDE Habadashery Order goes in Thursday, April 27th. SIGN UP NOW IF YOU WANT TO GUARANTEE THE GIVEAWAY

KNURD XX DATES HAVE BEEN CHOSEN! (1/17/24)

KNURD Weekend will be held on June 21-23th, 2024. Proudly brought to you by the nitwits of HMH3 and SOH4! Details to cum.

KNURD XVII IS OVER!

Holy cow. What a great time. Thanks to all who came. Thanks to all who worked their butts off to make it happen.

See you NEXT YEAR! (I guess. if we have to.)

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"From there to here,
from here to there,
funny things are everywhere."
- Dr. Suess


Newest Trashes (Updated 10/30/15):

Ever wonder what it's like when the pack is snared by the hare? Hash scribe Moans Aloan describes the feeling in this retelling of Tap Dat Ass's birthday Hash 506

Ever wonder what it's like to do trail completely alone? Hash scribe Moans Aloan lived up to her name and scrawled this send up of the Jizz Family Robinson's recent trail, Hash 504

Since the 500th Hash is a special event, Little Wang Theory and Moans Aloan double teamed us with trashes from both ends of the pack. Check them out 500th Run

Stand in Hash scribe Moans Aloan was able to type most of this while riding her bike during this years BASH

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory took his hands out of his shorts long enough to scribble a trash for Run #482, Blow it out your Kazoo Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory bought a map and a dictionary and takes the piss out of the hash in this weeks send up of run Run #484, Chinese New Year Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory got off your Mom long enough to mumble a trash for Run #485, Spring Forward! Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory pretended he actually came to a hash and wrote this send up of our St Patty's Day-ish trail. So easy, even a monkey can do it: Run #486

Stand In Hash scribe PigFucker farted out this one for your weekend pleasure: Run #487, April Foolish Hash aka Sperm Bank's Redemption Hash


Did you know? You can also access this webpage by using the URL www.albanyhash.com This makes giving our address to drunk people so much easier!


Our Mailing List is active. You can sign up to receive run notices/directions/anything we feel you might need to be notified about.

If you have previously hashed and would like to hare a run, please contact the Web Master. Or just surprise us and show up at the run. We love surprises! Just follow the directions on the Upcoming Runs Page.


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