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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

Welcome to the Halve Mein HHH home page.

Oooooo Sexy Scary!
Hashing Doesn't Suck

On-On! Come join us for a run and a cold one!!

We are located in Southern Saratoga County and currently run every 2-3 weeks throughout the year. We will sponsor runs anywhere within an hour of the Capital region and further, if it sparks interest.

Anyone interested in hashing and would like to try it - come on out! Your first run is on the hash (thats right free, gratis, no money, just your time, you won't be disappointed)

Next Runs (Updated 10/17/19):

HARES NEEDED! The 2019 Hash Calendar has been posted! Plenty of open dates. If there is a specific weekend or date that you want, now is the time to grab it! Step up! Check it out on the Upcoming Runs page

What: 642 HashtoBeer Weeknight #4 Hash
When: Wednesday, HashtoBeer 23rd, 6PM
Hare: Festering Foot Stuff
Where: TBA

While we were eating tasty burgers and drinking delicious drinks during circle at HashtoBeer Trail #3, Piggy thought it would be a great idea to voluntold the next few hares. Footstuff got shamed into taking this one. Let's see what he comes up with! Detrails when we get them.

Hastobeer is still has open dates; pick your date and tell Piggy. The trail on the 30th is the anal Halloweenies Costume Hash!

Still need hares for some fall trails, so sign up! The hash needs new blood, so bring some!

The October 19th hash is now a self-guided "Why don't you go to the WORLD PEACE THROUGH BEER HASH in Rome, NY" trail. Arrange your transportation now. Probably a group will meet at the Exit 27 Park and Ride and go out together. Piggy, Festerin' and Dirtbag are in so far!

"Definitely Not a Cult" Swag is available! Go order yours now!

I got in touch with Choo Choo Cabra of the Richmond Hash HH and she has reopened the "Definitely Not a Cult" campaign on Bonfire. Popular stuff - she just opened the thing up today and has already sold 78 items!

She added Sweatshirts and Hoodies to the campaign, so grab all the kinds of swag you want. Self order, self pay and it'll get mailed right to your door step (or cave entrance or your Mom's basement steps) at some point in Novembeer!

Campaign is running until October 31st, orders ship on November 8th. Share the link with your hash or anyone!

Lyrics to "It's Dildo!" have been posted on the Songs page.

Lyrics to "Believe It Or Not" have been posted on the Songs page.

The pack did indeed locate the "luxury tree stand" pictured here on Hash 544!. Like so many things (as you ladies know) it was smaller in real life...

"From there to here,
from here to there,
funny things are everywhere."
- Dr. Suess

Newest Trashes (Updated 10/30/15):

Ever wonder what it's like when the pack is snared by the hare? Hash scribe Moans Aloan describes the feeling in this retelling of Tap Dat Ass's birthday Hash 506

Ever wonder what it's like to do trail completely alone? Hash scribe Moans Aloan lived up to her name and scrawled this send up of the Jizz Family Robinson's recent trail, Hash 504

Since the 500th Hash is a special event, Little Wang Theory and Moans Aloan double teamed us with trashes from both ends of the pack. Check them out 500th Run

Stand in Hash scribe Moans Aloan was able to type most of this while riding her bike during this years BASH

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory took his hands out of his shorts long enough to scribble a trash for Run #482, Blow it out your Kazoo Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory bought a map and a dictionary and takes the piss out of the hash in this weeks send up of run Run #484, Chinese New Year Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory got off your Mom long enough to mumble a trash for Run #485, Spring Forward! Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory pretended he actually came to a hash and wrote this send up of our St Patty's Day-ish trail. So easy, even a monkey can do it: Run #486

Stand In Hash scribe PigFucker farted out this one for your weekend pleasure: Run #487, April Foolish Hash aka Sperm Bank's Redemption Hash

Did you know? You can also access this webpage by using the URL This makes giving our address to drunk people so much easier!

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If you have previously hashed and would like to hare a run, please contact the Web Master. Or just surprise us and show up at the run. We love surprises! Just follow the directions on the Upcoming Runs Page.

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