Welcome to the Halve Mein HHH home page.
We are located in Southern Saratoga County and currently run every 2-3 weeks throughout the year. We will sponsor runs anywhere within an hour of the Capital region and further, if it sparks interest.
Anyone interested in hashing and would like to try it - come on out! Your first run is on the hash (thats right free, gratis, no money, just your time, you won't be disappointed)
Next Runs (Updated 4/17/18):
HARES NEEDED! The 2018 Hash Calendar has been posted! Plenty of open dates. If there is a specific weekend or date that you want, now is the time to grab it! Step up! Check it out on the Upcoming Runs page
What: 595 The Triumphant Return of Krusty's Virginity Hash
2018 KNURD Registration CONTINUES TO BE OPEN (Updated 4/17/18)
Mark your calendars! Save the date!Our 15th Annual KNURD Weekend will be held May 11-13th, 2018. Registration is now OPEN.
NURD this year is the Northeastern Unofficial Run for Drunks. It is not a Red Dress! It is a camp out weekend with a shiggy trail. We can all enjoy a full weekend of fun and general debauchery together.
The weekend schedule is set. The weekend theme is poundmetoo! Friday Night Camp Crawl stuff here
Directions and details to all the events will be on the schedule page. If you want to volunteer, let us know.
Registration starts at just $100 and includes a full weekend of beer, camping, food, Red Dress Run, and Habadashery. First price increase TO $100 is ON-ON April 1st! If you signed up and haven't paid yet, you now owe us this amount. Day of price is $120 - We suggest you pay quickly.
Hashtobeer is over! One hasher made it to all 6 hashes, and will get her KNURD 2018 Rego for 69 dollahs. Get a life HYMEN DICKEDOVER! Save the date now - May 11-13, 2018!
Lyrics to "Mommy & Daddy's Room," "Hey Genessee," "Camel Toe," "The Rainbow Connection," and "Ain't No Pussy When She's Gone" were posted on the Songs page.
The pack did indeed locate the "luxury tree stand" pictured here on Hash 544!. Like so many things (as you ladies know) it was smaller in real life...
"From there to here,
Newest Trashes (Updated 10/30/15):
Ever wonder what it's like when the pack is snared by the hare? Hash scribe Moans Aloan describes the feeling in this retelling of Tap Dat Ass's birthday Hash 506
Ever wonder what it's like to do trail completely alone? Hash scribe Moans Aloan lived up to her name and scrawled this send up of the Jizz Family Robinson's recent trail, Hash 504
Since the 500th Hash is a special event, Little Wang Theory and Moans Aloan double teamed us with trashes from both ends of the pack. Check them out 500th Run
Stand in Hash scribe Moans Aloan was able to type most of this while riding her bike during this years BASH
Hash scribe Little Wang Theory took his hands out of his shorts long enough to scribble a trash for Run #482, Blow it out your Kazoo Hash
Hash scribe Little Wang Theory bought a map and a dictionary and takes the piss out of the hash in this weeks send up of run Run #484, Chinese New Year Hash
Hash scribe Little Wang Theory got off your Mom long enough to mumble a trash for Run #485, Spring Forward! Hash
Hash scribe Little Wang Theory pretended he actually came to a hash and wrote this send up of our St Patty's Day-ish trail. So easy, even a monkey can do it: Run #486
Stand In Hash scribe PigFucker farted out this one for your weekend pleasure: Run #487, April Foolish Hash aka Sperm Bank's Redemption Hash
Did you know? You can also access this webpage by using the URL www.albanyhash.com This makes giving our address to drunk people so much easier!
Our Mailing List is active. You can sign up to receive run notices/directions/anything we feel you might need to be notified about.
If you have previously hashed and would like to hare a run, please contact the Web Master. Or just surprise us and show up at the run. We love surprises! Just follow the directions on the Upcoming Runs Page.