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Halve Mein Proudly Invites You to Join Us for the FIFTEENTH KNURD!

This year, KNURD stands for the (K)Northeastern Unofficial Run for Drunks! We're sticking with this one now!

Underneath it all, we humans are really a bunch of animals. We react to our base instincts in ways that are no better than a sex-crazed monkey, a rutting horse, or a randy lion stalking the Serengeti. Anthropologist Clifford Geertz once said "man is an animal suspended in webs of significance he himself has spun." We belong in a zoo. Or maybe a pound. Thus, we're calling this weekend poundmetoo. No need to come up with a costume for Friday's camp crawl. We'll take care of that for you, ya filthy animal. It's time for the animals to speak!

No need to trouble yourself with a bus ride, or a red dress, or even leaving camp. Time for a shiggy trail!

KNURD this year is a weekend event at a 400 acre camp ground (Sorry, there's still a no pet policy. The Girl Scouts apparently hate dogs.) As far as crash space goes, we have plenty of room at the campsite for tents. However, if you don't own a tent, there is lodge space and canvas tents on a first cum, first served basis.

Schedule of Events

Friday Night - May 11

Camp opens to you at 3PM, with the kegs tapped! As darkness falls, we'll have a good old fashioned Camp Crawl to help you get familiar with the digs. As we explore, the Halve Mein Harriettes promise to slake your thirsts along the way.

Hares: The Halve Mein Harriettes
Location: Camp Woodhaven, Google: 2017 Alexander Road, Galway, NY 12074
Time: 8:00PM
Hotline: 413-281-5643

(3pm) Camp Opens to KNURDers. Kegs tapped.
(7pm) Some sort of food. Pasta, they said. Bring something if you want something different. It's casual.
(8pm) Camp Crawl
(10pm) Pants Off, Dance Off
(12am) UGH


Camp Wood Haven is located just off Sacandaga Road, Rte 147 at 2017 Alexander Road. (Sacandaga Road, Rte 147, runs North from Scotia, NY and ends at Rte 29.)
From the South: Take the Northway, Rte 87 to exit 12 at Rt. 67. Take Rt. 67 West to Rt. 147 (Sacandaga Rd.). Turn Right on Rte 147. Go North on Rt. 147 (through the Village of Galway) to Alexander Road on right. Turn Right on Alexander Road. Entrance to Wood Haven is on the left.
From the North: Take the Northway, Rt. 87 to exit 16 at Rt. 50. Go south on Rt. 50 to downtown Saratoga Springs. Turn right on Rt. 29. Take Rt. 29 west to Rt. 147. Turn Left on Rte 147 and proceed south to Alexander Road. Turn Left on Alexander Road. Entrance to Wood Haven is on the left.
From East or West: Take best route to Rt. 67 and go North on Rt. 147, or take Rt. 29 & go South on Rt. 147 and proceed as above.

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Saturday - May 12

(K)Northeastern Unoffical Run for Drunks
Eagle and Turkey Trail Hares: Willy Wanker / PigF*cker
Walking Trail Hare: Santa Cunt
Location: At the Kegs
Hotline: 518-265-0711
(9AM) Breakfast (if you get up way frigging early, then have a bagel or something. Geez. It's the weekend. You obviously didn't drink enough.)
(11AM) Drunks go Run! Hash
(2PM) Lunch and Games at the Field
(5PM) Beer Mile at the Field
(6PM) Dinner
(7PM) Circle
(9PM) Pants OFf, Dance Off / Foolishness
(12PM) UGH

Sunday - May 13

Beer Mile & Get on Out
Hares: Whoever's awake
Location: The Kegs

(9AM) Breakfast. If you are up early, go take a shower. Geez. You sorta stink.
(11AM) Beer Mile / Kick the Kegs / Cartwheels / Whoredocking

Camp Clean up/Pack up/Annulments/Bail Postings/Confession/Returning the stolen animals/Reorienting yourself to real life to follow
Hotline: 518-265-0711