Halve Mein H3 and SOH4 Proudly Invite You to the TWENTY FIRST KNURD! JUNE 27-29, 2025

The (K)Northeastern Unofficial Run for Drunks (KNURD) is a weekend event at a 200 acre camp ground near Albany, New York. (Sorry, there's still a no pet policy. The Girl Scouts apparently hate dogs.)

This year's theme is REHAB! Just imagine the look of relief on your friends and family's faces when you finally admit that you have a serious problem, and plan to deal with it in our state of the art in-patient facility nestled in the heart of the woods in exotic Galway. (Let them assume you'll be in Scotland.)

Registration Cap is 140 Wankers!

The camp features pavilions, a lake, trees, and bathrooms (rustic). As far as crash space goes, we have plenty of room at the campsite for tents. However, if you don't own a tent, there is limited lodge space on a first cum, first served basis. Expect to share the lodges with others.

Stuff to Bring:
Antibiotics. Bug Spray. Tent and Camping Gear. Rain coat. Dry shoes. Appetite. Thirst.

BRING OLD HASH GEAR TO 'RE-HAB'! Don't wear it anymore because pink isn't your color? Did somebody grow? From an kennel you don't run with anymore? Some newer Hasher may like it! Give the gift that keep on giving (not an STD)!

We're all adults, and if you for any reason think that you may have been exposed to, or are asymptomatic for COVID-19, then you should think twice about attending this event. We will be following the NYS Guidelines as best we can. Anal swabs for the lot of you at registration. What? No, the swabs have nothing to do with COVID screening. Why do you ask?

No matter how you are going to pay, fill out this form and hit the register button first. We'll provide a link to PayPal on the next screen, but it is on you to sign in and make the payment. It is important to Pre-register so that we can order haberdashery, food, beer, supplies, prophylactics, antibiotics, etc.

Custom Haberdashery is available ala carte!

Drunken Mismanagement has heard the cry “I own too much hash clothing!” We have also heard the lamentations: “I do not own enough / I do not own any!” This year to try to appease everyone (including the weather gods) we have opened up a Halve Mein hash store (link in the menu!) What does this mean for you??? Will there still be beer – YES! Will there still be a great trail – YES! Will the food still be fantastic? YES! Will there be a giveaway? – YES! There will be a nifty giveaway at KNURD this year. But you DESIRE MORE (You do have a problem, after all.) After you register, visit the Halve Mein Store and go shopping. You will find items there that are for KNURD, items with just the Halve Mein logo on them, etc. You can select your size and have it shipped to your house! Who is going to be the first person to wear KNURD clothing? Who is going to have the most?

Hash Name:
Home Hash Chooser (or just type it in below):
Home Hash:
Nerd Name:
Address: (Street, City, State, Zip)
Phone:
E-Mail:

Beer Chooser

Piggy will base beer purchasing decisions on your suggestions. No guarantees a particular kind will be available, because we're not gonna order a keg if only 5 people want something. Last year we had 2 kegs of "crap" beer, and only went though half of one. Recommend drink ballers bring their own pile of cans. Leftover trail beer will also be available for games, but we'll be disappointed in you for not finishing it.

I Prefer to Drink :
I will run the following trail:
My culinary preference is:
I'll be staying in a:

Amount enclosed: $130 Send Paypal payment to halvemeinhash@gmail.com or make checks payable to: Halve Mein HHH [436 Cranes Hollow Road, Amsterdam, NY 12010]

** Note: Registration fees are fixed this year, and this event WILL SELL OUT. Please do not show up at camp without a paid rego. We'll feel bad sending you away. E=I'm a Douche can help you get an Uber home. **

IMPORTANT PAYPAL CHANGE: Because of the new tax laws, it is very important that you go to PayPal and pay us as "Friends and Family". We have set up a whole new PayPal account because of this, and closed our old account. Send Paypal payment to halvemeinhash@gmail.com

Registration fee includes ID Tag, a freaking 200 acre camp ground all to ourselves with kegs of beer and food, A Shiggy Run, Trail Beer, Circle beer, Food & Beer at Camp all weekend long, Pants Off Dance Off, Beer Mile, Goofy Games, Whore Docking, Spontaneous UGH’s, Self guided nature walks, and a goddamned TURTLE to dance the Charleston on top of.

I understand that my consent to these provisions is given in consideration for being permitted to participate in this event. I am aware of, and voluntarily assume, the risks of participating in this event. If I am injured, I agree that I will not sue, or otherwise hold responsible, The Halve Mein Hash House Harriers (HMHHH) or Syracuse Onondaga Hash House Harriers (SOH4), or any affiliated individuals. I am responsible for myself and my own actions. So, if I get hurt, it is my own damned fault! I also understand that my REGISTRATION FEE is NON-REFUNDABLE unless the organizers can resell it. If I have to lame out and miss the awesome time that is KNURD, I will inform the organizers to let someone on the wait list in.

I agree to this :

My method of payment is : to halvemeinhash@gmail.com

No matter how you are going to pay, fill out this form and hit the register button first. We'll provide a link to PayPal on the next screen, but it is on you to sign in and make the payment. It is important to Pre-register so that we can order haberdashery, food, beer, supplies, prophylactics, antibiotics, etc.



If you have any questions or problems, please contact halvemeinhash@gmail.com