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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

Welcome to the Halve Mein HHH home page.

Hashing Doesn't Suck

On-On! Come join us for a run and a cold one!!

We are located in Southern Saratoga County and currently run every 2-3 weeks throughout the year. We will sponsor runs anywhere within an hour of the Capital region and further, if it sparks interest.

Anyone interested in hashing and would like to try it - come on out! Your first run is on the hash (thats right free, gratis, no money, just your time, you won't be disappointed)

Next Run (Updated 10/30/14):

7 down, 1 to go. Just the Halloweenies Hash remains. Suit up, rock star, and we'll see you there this Saturday. Can you do them all!?

What: 474 Halloweenies Costume Hash
Where: Warming Hut, Saratoga State Park, Google: 104 Avenue of the Pines, Saratoga Springs, NY, 12866
When: Saturday, Novembeer 1, 1:00PM
Hares: Super Flaggot / F3

Time for the ANAL HALLOWEENIES Costume hash! Dust off that Sexy Nurse rig, that Sexy Vampyre outfit, or get your hands on the all new for 2014 Sexy Ebola Patient costume! Hash cash is 5 bucks. Trail will start at the Warming Hut right off the Avenue of the Pines in the Saratoga State Park. There's a big parking lot. Turn left onto Avenue of the Pines from 9 (from exit 13), the Warming Hut is about 100 yards in on the left. There are signs, and it is just across the avenue from the Museum of Dance.

“From there to here,
from here to there,
funny things are everywhere.”
- Dr. Suess


We hope you all had a fantastic time! Thank you all for cumming, and we hope to see you and more of your friends NEXT YEAR!

Wikipedophilia wrote up a Hash Trash, and we have posted it here:  NURD XI Trash

HARES NEEDED! The 2014 Hash Calendar has been posted! Plenty of open dates. If there is a specific weekend or date that you want, now is the time to grab it! Step up! Check it out on the Upcoming Runs page

Lyrics to "Love Doing Sixty Nine" and "O Canada" posted on the Songs page.

Did you know? You can also access this webpage by using the URL This makes giving our address to drunk people so much easier!

Newest Trashes (Updated 1/21/14):

DeciBelle scribbled up a trash for Run #446 Screw Year Hash

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If you have previously hashed and would like to hare a run, please contact the Web Master. Or just surprise us and show up at the run. We love surprises! Just follow the directions on the Upcoming Runs Page.

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