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Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

Welcome to the Halve Mein HHH home page.

A Toast to Ian Cumming, Hasher Emeritus
Hashing Doesn't Suck

On-On! Come join us for a run and a cold one!!

We are located in Southern Saratoga County and currently run every 2-3 weeks throughout the year. We will sponsor runs anywhere within an hour of the Capital region and further, if it sparks interest.

Anyone interested in hashing and would like to try it - come on out! Your first run is on the hash (thats right free, gratis, no money, just your time, you won't be disappointed)

Next Run (Updated 8/26/15):

HARES NEEDED! The 2015 Hash Calendar has been posted! Plenty of open dates. If there is a specific weekend or date that you want, now is the time to grab it! Step up! Check it out on the Upcoming Runs page

2015 500th Hash Registration is OPEN (Updated 8/22/15)

Mark your calendars! Save the date!

Our 500th Hash will be held Saturday, Sextembeer 12th, 2015. We want to know if you are coming so we can plan food, beer, name tags, and a giveaway! Registration is now OPEN.

Ian Cumming passed away August 20th, 2015

It is with heavy beer stein that your humble observer reports the passage of Ian Cumming from this plane to whatever hash nirvana he may have held dear. Perhaps his nirvana holds a distinct lack of hashers.

Who can say?

Whatever heaven he sought, we raise a glass and hope he found it. We are truly blessed by the gifts he gave to us, and now that he has found his rest, we'll leave him to it.


Those who I'm fortunately didn't know Ian, he was the founder of the Singapore hash, bringing it from Malaysia and then, along with Tumblin Bill. brought hashing to North America. If not for these gentlemen, we would all be more productive members of society.



What: 499 Toes in the Sand Hash
When: Wednesday, August 26, 6PM
Hare: One Night Only / Dirtbag
Where: Andy's Adirondack Grill
Google: 2872 U.S. 9, Malta, NY 12020

Guest hare One Night Only from the San Francisco H3 and our own Dirtbag have thrown in together to bring you our 499th hash on Wednesday night. Hope to see you all there. Come for the smell of money, stay for the smell of horse poo. Promises: No Piggy or Decibelle, as they are headed west for InterAm.

Hash cash is as always...5 bucks

“From there to here,
from here to there,
funny things are everywhere.”
- Dr. Suess

Newest Trashes (Updated 8/22/15):

Stand in Hash scribe Moans Aloan was able to type most of this while riding her bike during this years BASH

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory took his hands out of his shorts long enough to scribble a trash for Run #482, Blow it out your Kazoo Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory bought a map and a dictionary and takes the piss out of the hash in this weeks send up of run Run #484, Chinese New Year Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory got off your Mom long enough to mumble a trash for Run #485, Spring Forward! Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory pretended he actually came to a hash and wrote this send up of our St Patty's Day-ish trail. So easy, even a monkey can do it: Run #486

Stand In Hash scribe PigFucker farted out this one for your weekend pleasure: Run #487, April Foolish Hash aka Sperm Bank's Redemption Hash

Lyrics to "Titanic" posted on the Songs page.

Did you know? You can also access this webpage by using the URL This makes giving our address to drunk people so much easier!

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If you have previously hashed and would like to hare a run, please contact the Web Master. Or just surprise us and show up at the run. We love surprises! Just follow the directions on the Upcoming Runs Page.

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