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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?



half-mind.com
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

Welcome to the Halve Mein HHH home page.


Welcome BloLoHa!
Hashing Doesn't Suck

On-On! Come join us for a run and a cold one!!

We are located in Southern Saratoga County and currently run every 2-3 weeks throughout the year. We will sponsor runs anywhere within an hour of the Capital region and further, if it sparks interest.

Anyone interested in hashing and would like to try it - come on out! Your first run is on the hash (thats right free, gratis, no money, just your time, you won't be disappointed)

Next Run (Updated 7/14/16):

HARES NEEDED! The 2016 Hash Calendar has been posted! Plenty of open dates. If there is a specific weekend or date that you want, now is the time to grab it! Step up! Check it out on the Upcoming Runs page

What: 536 Adiredneck XI Hash
When: Saturday, July 30, 1PM
Hare: Willy Wanker
Where: Wells, NY

By cracky, it's time for anal Adiredneck Hash! Dis here be number 11, which you can count to by using th' fingers on both hands, one foot and yer dick. More detrails when we get em from the hairy hare. Promises: No passive aggressive letters from neighbors who keep their cocks in their wife's purses. And maybe bears.

NURD XIII IS OVER!

Looks like we fucked up. We broke a light bulb on the dance floor and the Girl Scouts have kicked us out of camp forevermore. Actually, truth be told, we broke TWO light bulbs, but one belonged to the Hash. (We heard some guy flipped some girl over and she kicked it. Oh... it wasn't a girl? It was Little Wang Theory? Easy mistake)

Ok. I lied about getting kicked out(the light bulb stories are both true, though.) The Girl Scouts decided instead to extend our contract for 3 more years. And apparently, we didn't scare enough of you away with the rain. Dammit. See you NEXT YEAR! (I guess. if we have to.)

"From there to here,
from here to there,
funny things are everywhere."
- Dr. Suess


Newest Trashes (Updated 10/30/15):

Ever wonder what it's like when the pack is snared by the hare? Hash scribe Moans Aloan describes the feeling in this retelling of Tap Dat Ass's birthday Hash 506

Ever wonder what it's like to do trail completely alone? Hash scribe Moans Aloan lived up to her name and scrawled this send up of the Jizz Family Robinson's recent trail, Hash 504

Since the 500th Hash is a special event, Little Wang Theory and Moans Aloan double teamed us with trashes from both ends of the pack. Check them out 500th Run

Stand in Hash scribe Moans Aloan was able to type most of this while riding her bike during this years BASH

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory took his hands out of his shorts long enough to scribble a trash for Run #482, Blow it out your Kazoo Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory bought a map and a dictionary and takes the piss out of the hash in this weeks send up of run Run #484, Chinese New Year Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory got off your Mom long enough to mumble a trash for Run #485, Spring Forward! Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory pretended he actually came to a hash and wrote this send up of our St Patty's Day-ish trail. So easy, even a monkey can do it: Run #486

Stand In Hash scribe PigFucker farted out this one for your weekend pleasure: Run #487, April Foolish Hash aka Sperm Bank's Redemption Hash


Lyrics to "Titanic" posted on the Songs page.


Did you know? You can also access this webpage by using the URL www.albanyhash.com This makes giving our address to drunk people so much easier!


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If you have previously hashed and would like to hare a run, please contact the Web Master. Or just surprise us and show up at the run. We love surprises! Just follow the directions on the Upcoming Runs Page.


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