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half-mind.com
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

Welcome to the Halve Mein HHH home page.


Appropriate Hash Footwear in Saratoga
Hashing Doesn't Suck

On-On! Come join us for a run and a cold one!!

We are located in Southern Saratoga County and currently run every 2-3 weeks throughout the year. We will sponsor runs anywhere within an hour of the Capital region and further, if it sparks interest.

Anyone interested in hashing and would like to try it - come on out! Your first run is on the hash (thats right free, gratis, no money, just your time, you won't be disappointed)

Next Run (Updated 8/22/16):

HARES NEEDED! The 2016 Hash Calendar has been posted! Plenty of open dates. If there is a specific weekend or date that you want, now is the time to grab it! Step up! Check it out on the Upcoming Runs page

What: 538 Annual BASH
When: Saturday, August 27, 1PM
Hare: Dirtbag
Where: Collins Park

It's time for the annual Bike Hash (BASH) The hare will be The Bag O'Dirt. Promises: Gruelling torturous bike riding. Sore keisters. Packs of wild dogs. No Piggy. Find the pack at the parking lot at the end of Kiwanis Way, close to the lake. The Hare has the following to say:

Hello and greetings all you wankers and wankettes!! It's that time of year again when we forego running shoes and move up to our friendly 2 wheelers. Yes, it is time for our anal BASH (Bicycle hash for the uninitiated.) We will be visiting the wilds, and not so wilds of Scotia, NY. It should be a roughly 10 mile journey in and around the streets and paths. Bring whatever you want to ride, you will probably still have to push it at some point!!

Lube up your bike chains, inflate your tires, and stick some playing cards in your spokes. All this fun will only cost you 5 dollah. See you there, square!

"From there to here,
from here to there,
funny things are everywhere."
- Dr. Suess


Newest Trashes (Updated 10/30/15):

Ever wonder what it's like when the pack is snared by the hare? Hash scribe Moans Aloan describes the feeling in this retelling of Tap Dat Ass's birthday Hash 506

Ever wonder what it's like to do trail completely alone? Hash scribe Moans Aloan lived up to her name and scrawled this send up of the Jizz Family Robinson's recent trail, Hash 504

Since the 500th Hash is a special event, Little Wang Theory and Moans Aloan double teamed us with trashes from both ends of the pack. Check them out 500th Run

Stand in Hash scribe Moans Aloan was able to type most of this while riding her bike during this years BASH

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory took his hands out of his shorts long enough to scribble a trash for Run #482, Blow it out your Kazoo Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory bought a map and a dictionary and takes the piss out of the hash in this weeks send up of run Run #484, Chinese New Year Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory got off your Mom long enough to mumble a trash for Run #485, Spring Forward! Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory pretended he actually came to a hash and wrote this send up of our St Patty's Day-ish trail. So easy, even a monkey can do it: Run #486

Stand In Hash scribe PigFucker farted out this one for your weekend pleasure: Run #487, April Foolish Hash aka Sperm Bank's Redemption Hash


Lyrics to "Titanic" posted on the Songs page.


Did you know? You can also access this webpage by using the URL www.albanyhash.com This makes giving our address to drunk people so much easier!


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If you have previously hashed and would like to hare a run, please contact the Web Master. Or just surprise us and show up at the run. We love surprises! Just follow the directions on the Upcoming Runs Page.


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