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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

Welcome to the Halve Mein HHH home page.

Hashing Doesn't Suck

On-On! Come join us for a run and a cold one!!

We are located in Southern Saratoga County and currently run every 2-3 weeks throughout the year. We will sponsor runs anywhere within an hour of the Capital region and further, if it sparks interest.

Anyone interested in hashing and would like to try it - come on out! Your first run is on the hash (thats right free, gratis, no money, just your time, you won't be disappointed)

Next Run (Updated 4/30/15):

HARES NEEDED! The 2015 Hash Calendar has been posted! Plenty of open dates. If there is a specific weekend or date that you want, now is the time to grab it! Step up! Check it out on the Upcoming Runs page


Details and schedule are here!

It's not too late to sign up! So get a move on!

“From there to here,
from here to there,
funny things are everywhere.”
- Dr. Suess

2015 NURD Registration is OPEN (Updated 2/10/15)

Mark your calendars! Save the date!

Our 12th Annual NURD and 15th Anal Red Dress will be held Saturday, May 9th, 2015. Registration is now OPEN.

We're going to raise money for the Mohawk Hudson Land Conservancy.

NURD IS AGAIN A CAMP OUT WEEKEND! We can all enjoy a full weekend of fun and general debauchery together.

The weekend schedule is set. The Friday Night Camp Crawl theme is THE BIG O! What do you know turned 20 this year? 30? 40? 50? 100?

Directions and details to all the events will be on the schedule page. If you want to volunteer, let us know. It's never too early to print out a pledge form and hit up your co-workers for cash!

Registration starts at just $90 and includes a full weekend of beer, camping, food, Red Dress Run, and Habadashery. First price increase TO $100 is ON March 1st! If you signed up and haven't paid yet, you now owe us this amount. Day of price is $120 - We suggest you pay quickly.

Newest Trashes (Updated 3/11/15):

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory took his hands out of his shorts long enough to scribble a trash for Run #482, Blow it out your Kazoo Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory bought a map and a dictionary and takes the piss out of the hash in this weeks send up of run Run #484, Chinese New Year Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory got off your Mom long enough to mumble a trash for Run #485, Spring Forward! Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory pretended he actually came to a hash and wrote this send up of our St Patty's Day-ish trail. So easy, even a monkey can do it: Run #486

Stand In Hash scribe PigFucker farted out this one for your weekend pleasure: Run #487, April Foolish Hash aka Sperm Bank's Redemption Hash

Lyrics to "Titanic" posted on the Songs page.

Did you know? You can also access this webpage by using the URL This makes giving our address to drunk people so much easier!

Our Mailing List is active. You can sign up to receive run notices/directions/anything we feel you might need to be notified about.

If you have previously hashed and would like to hare a run, please contact the Web Master. Or just surprise us and show up at the run. We love surprises! Just follow the directions on the Upcoming Runs Page.

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