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If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

Welcome to the Halve Mein HHH home page.

Hashing Doesn't Suck

On-On! Come join us for a run and a cold one!!

We are located in Southern Saratoga County and currently run every 2-3 weeks throughout the year. We will sponsor runs anywhere within an hour of the Capital region and further, if it sparks interest.

Anyone interested in hashing and would like to try it - come on out! Your first run is on the hash (thats right free, gratis, no money, just your time, you won't be disappointed)

Next Run (Updated 10/16/14):

4 down, 4 to go. We're halfway through Hashtobeer! We're hashing every Wednesday this month! Can you do them all!?

What: 471 The Doctor is Dirty Hash
Where: Ravenswood, Google: 1021 New York 146, Clifton Park, NY 12065
When: Saturday, Hashtobeer 18, 1:00PM
Hare: Willy Wanker

We're running trail before Dr Dirty puts on a show at the Upstate Concert Hall right across the street. Special opening guest is local band Probing Digit. Hope to see you there. Hash cash is 5 bucks. You won't need a cranium light.

What: 472 Hashtobeer Weeknight #4 Hash
Where: TBA
When: Wednesday, Hashtobeer 22, 6:00PM
Hare: TBA

Details coming soon. Waiting for the hares to figure it out. Hash cash is 5 bucks. Bring a cranium light. Or a flashlight. Something that emits a continuous beam of bottled sun. Maybe you fall into an abyss and break something.

“From there to here,
from here to there,
funny things are everywhere.”
- Dr. Suess


We hope you all had a fantastic time! Thank you all for cumming, and we hope to see you and more of your friends NEXT YEAR!

Wikipedophilia wrote up a Hash Trash, and we have posted it here:  NURD XI Trash

HARES NEEDED! The 2014 Hash Calendar has been posted! Plenty of open dates. If there is a specific weekend or date that you want, now is the time to grab it! Step up! Check it out on the Upcoming Runs page

Lyrics to "Love Doing Sixty Nine" and "O Canada" posted on the Songs page.

Did you know? You can also access this webpage by using the URL This makes giving our address to drunk people so much easier!

Newest Trashes (Updated 1/21/14):

DeciBelle scribbled up a trash for Run #446 Screw Year Hash

Our Mailing List is active. You can sign up to receive run notices/directions/anything we feel you might need to be notified about.

If you have previously hashed and would like to hare a run, please contact the Web Master. Or just surprise us and show up at the run. We love surprises! Just follow the directions on the Upcoming Runs Page.

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