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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

Welcome to the Halve Mein HHH home page.

Hashing Doesn't Suck

On-On! Come join us for a run and a cold one!!

We are located in Southern Saratoga County and currently run every 2-3 weeks throughout the year. We will sponsor runs anywhere within an hour of the Capital region and further, if it sparks interest.

Anyone interested in hashing and would like to try it - come on out! Your first run is on the hash (thats right free, gratis, no money, just your time, you won't be disappointed)

Next Run (Updated 9/29/14):

What: 467 Hashtober Weeknight #1 Hash
Where: The Black Cat, Google: 25 White St, Cohoes, NY 12047
When: Wednesday, Hashtobeer 1, 6:00PM
Hare: Maybe you! It's a Pickup Hash

Hashtobeer is here! We're hashing every Wednesday this month! Join us for the first of 8 trails this month. Can you do them all!? Since no one signed up, let's get together at the Black Cat in Cohoes and run a pick up hash. How does that work, you ask? Well, show up and see! You'll need 5 bucks and a cranium light! It's dark out there.

What: 468 Hold my Shaft and Balls Hash
Where: Side Door Cafe, Google: 1656 Western Ave #1, Albany, NY 12203
When: Saturday, Hashtobeer 4, 1:00PM
Hare: Sperm Bank

Sperm Bank has offered to helm this mess. Let's gather at the Side Door Cafe for a nice afternoon jog amoungst the holiday shoppers. Only 86 days until Christmas, you know. 5 dollah make you hollar.

“From there to here,
from here to there,
funny things are everywhere.”
- Dr. Suess


We hope you all had a fantastic time! Thank you all for cumming, and we hope to see you and more of your friends NEXT YEAR!

Wikipedophilia wrote up a Hash Trash, and we have posted it here:  NURD XI Trash

HARES NEEDED! The 2014 Hash Calendar has been posted! Plenty of open dates. If there is a specific weekend or date that you want, now is the time to grab it! Step up! Check it out on the Upcoming Runs page

Lyrics to "Love Doing Sixty Nine" and "O Canada" posted on the Songs page.

Did you know? You can also access this webpage by using the URL This makes giving our address to drunk people so much easier!

Newest Trashes (Updated 1/21/14):

DeciBelle scribbled up a trash for Run #446 Screw Year Hash

Our Mailing List is active. You can sign up to receive run notices/directions/anything we feel you might need to be notified about.

If you have previously hashed and would like to hare a run, please contact the Web Master. Or just surprise us and show up at the run. We love surprises! Just follow the directions on the Upcoming Runs Page.

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