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What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

Welcome to the Halve Mein HHH home page.

2015 CoMingled Fluids Hash in Utica, NY
Hashing Doesn't Suck

On-On! Come join us for a run and a cold one!!

We are located in Southern Saratoga County and currently run every 2-3 weeks throughout the year. We will sponsor runs anywhere within an hour of the Capital region and further, if it sparks interest.

Anyone interested in hashing and would like to try it - come on out! Your first run is on the hash (thats right free, gratis, no money, just your time, you won't be disappointed)

Next Run (Updated 12/2/15):

What: Jingle Bell Pub Crawl and Annual Anal General Meeting (AGM)
When: Saturday, December 5, 12PM
Where: Peabody's Sports Bar, Google: 39 Phila St, Saratoga Springs, NY 12866
Hare: Santa Piggy

Cum one - Cum All - Cum together or Cum alone.
The Jingle Bell Pub Crawl, and Anal General Meeting (AGM) will be happening this Saturday, Decembeer 5th. Let's tip a few back and remember the ghosts of trails past.

We'll enjoy a pay-as-you-go pub crawl featuring dirty Christmas carols, so bring your singing voices. Non-hashers are more than welcome to join in on the fun.

Don't forget to wear your Santa hats, ugly sweaters and your jingle balls! Er...Bells.

In accordance with TRADITION, we have a gift exchange at the Jingle Bell. Please bring a wrapped gift (10 dollars or less) to go into Santa Piggies magical bag. When the dust settles, you could be the proud owner of something wonderful! (But probably not.)

At some point we will nominate and erect next years Mismanagement. You do not need to be there to win, and in fact, have a better shot of winning if you are not there. Who will be our next RA? GM? Haberdasher? Do you have what it takes? Does it matter?

We've cum to the end of another fun Hashtobeer season. 8 Hashers earned themselves a 25% discount off their NURD 2016 Regos by attending every single hash. They are: Hymen DickedOver, Jizzknee Gland, Jizz Hands, Dirtbag, Sexhibitionist, Willy Wanker, DeciBelle and PigF*cker. Congratulations, fuckers.

“From there to here,
from here to there,
funny things are everywhere.”
- Dr. Suess

Newest Trashes (Updated 10/30/15):

Ever wonder what it's like when the pack is snared by the hare? Hash scribe Moans Aloan describes the feeling in this retelling of Tap Dat Ass's birthday Hash 506

Ever wonder what it's like to do trail completely alone? Hash scribe Moans Aloan lived up to her name and scrawled this send up of the Jizz Family Robinson's recent trail, Hash 504

Since the 500th Hash is a special event, Little Wang Theory and Moans Aloan double teamed us with trashes from both ends of the pack. Check them out 500th Run

Stand in Hash scribe Moans Aloan was able to type most of this while riding her bike during this years BASH

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory took his hands out of his shorts long enough to scribble a trash for Run #482, Blow it out your Kazoo Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory bought a map and a dictionary and takes the piss out of the hash in this weeks send up of run Run #484, Chinese New Year Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory got off your Mom long enough to mumble a trash for Run #485, Spring Forward! Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory pretended he actually came to a hash and wrote this send up of our St Patty's Day-ish trail. So easy, even a monkey can do it: Run #486

Stand In Hash scribe PigFucker farted out this one for your weekend pleasure: Run #487, April Foolish Hash aka Sperm Bank's Redemption Hash

Lyrics to "Titanic" posted on the Songs page.

Did you know? You can also access this webpage by using the URL This makes giving our address to drunk people so much easier!

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If you have previously hashed and would like to hare a run, please contact the Web Master. Or just surprise us and show up at the run. We love surprises! Just follow the directions on the Upcoming Runs Page.

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