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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

Welcome to the Halve Mein HHH home page.

Oooooo Sexy Scary!
Hashing Doesn't Suck

On-On! Come join us for a run and a cold one!!

We are located in Southern Saratoga County and currently run every 2-3 weeks throughout the year. We will sponsor runs anywhere within an hour of the Capital region and further, if it sparks interest.

Anyone interested in hashing and would like to try it - come on out! Your first run is on the hash (thats right free, gratis, no money, just your time, you won't be disappointed)

Next Runs (Updated 11/11/18):

5 hashers made it alllllll the way through the 6 hashes of HashToBeer and have locked in their NURD 2019 rate of 69 dollahs! Congrats to Super Flaggot, Festering Footstuff, Moans Aloan, DeciBelle, and *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* Sancho! (Though it'll cost him a lot in plane fare to make it back from Hawaii to claim it...)

What: Black Friday Hash (TriFuckta Day 1)
When: Friday, NovemBeer 23, 1:00PM
Hare: DeciBelle
Where: SouthPork Estate Google: 436 Cranes Hollow Road, Amsterdam, NY 12010

Ah, the crisp smell of rotting leaves lifted by harsh, chilly winds. The ubiquitous puddles of dirty snow mixed with motor oil on the roads. The grey and foreboding skies. Must be time for the giving of thanks and better yet - the anal Black Friday Hash!

Trail this year will be a little bit west of tradition, but that is so we can give you a rocking good time. Come for trail, stay for the party. There will be food and beer. Crash space available. This is the first of 3 hashes in three days, the Trifuckta! On-on to Burlington and Montreal!

5 dollah make ya hollah.

Lyrics to "Believe It Or Not" has been posted on the Songs page.

The pack did indeed locate the "luxury tree stand" pictured here on Hash 544!. Like so many things (as you ladies know) it was smaller in real life...

"From there to here,
from here to there,
funny things are everywhere."
- Dr. Suess

Newest Trashes (Updated 10/30/15):

Ever wonder what it's like when the pack is snared by the hare? Hash scribe Moans Aloan describes the feeling in this retelling of Tap Dat Ass's birthday Hash 506

Ever wonder what it's like to do trail completely alone? Hash scribe Moans Aloan lived up to her name and scrawled this send up of the Jizz Family Robinson's recent trail, Hash 504

Since the 500th Hash is a special event, Little Wang Theory and Moans Aloan double teamed us with trashes from both ends of the pack. Check them out 500th Run

Stand in Hash scribe Moans Aloan was able to type most of this while riding her bike during this years BASH

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory took his hands out of his shorts long enough to scribble a trash for Run #482, Blow it out your Kazoo Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory bought a map and a dictionary and takes the piss out of the hash in this weeks send up of run Run #484, Chinese New Year Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory got off your Mom long enough to mumble a trash for Run #485, Spring Forward! Hash

Hash scribe Little Wang Theory pretended he actually came to a hash and wrote this send up of our St Patty's Day-ish trail. So easy, even a monkey can do it: Run #486

Stand In Hash scribe PigFucker farted out this one for your weekend pleasure: Run #487, April Foolish Hash aka Sperm Bank's Redemption Hash

Did you know? You can also access this webpage by using the URL This makes giving our address to drunk people so much easier!

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If you have previously hashed and would like to hare a run, please contact the Web Master. Or just surprise us and show up at the run. We love surprises! Just follow the directions on the Upcoming Runs Page.

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