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If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?



half-mind.com
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December 2002

Purple Penis Eater


I went down to Halve Mein and what did I see
A promising young bimbo walking up to me
I could tell the lady had a lot of class
She was blowing Mozart right through the hole in her ass

She was a big lipped, bad ass, semen slurping, penis eater
Inbred, cornfed, camel sucking pecker beater
Slut bag, cheap skank, she can fuck a parking meter
She’s the girl for me!

She said Halve Mein would like to welcome you
I’ll do anything you want but its going to cost you
I gave her a dollar and she looked at me strange
She sucked me off and then she gave me my change

She was a big lipped, bad ass, slurping semen penis eater
Inbred, cornfed, camel sucking pecker beater
Slut bag, cheap skank, Golly I can’t wait to meet her!
She’s the girl for me!

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