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How did a fool and his money get together?
"Cool hash page"
December 2002


Credit: Dr. Dirty

I took my pecker down to Madame Rue
She sucked on it until my nuts turned blue
And as I fucked her face and she straddled over mine
I knew that very minute I
Loved doing sixty nine!

She humped, she humped, her pussy went numb
She said she never felt her period come
The next thing I knew, my forehead was pink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes
I took a drink!

I didn't know if it was day or night
Her thighs were blocking out all the light
And when she cut a fart that was broccoli borderline
I had some second thoughts about
Ever doing sixty nine
Ever doing sixty ni-i-i-i-ine

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