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December 2002

Ain't No Pussy When She's Gone - John Valby


Ain't no pussy when she's gone
It's my hand when she's away
When my dick don't get no service
My dog gets really nervous
Every time she goes away

Ain't no beaver till she's back
I wrap my dick in my Big Mac
I shared my burger with my boss
He said he loved the secret sauce
Every time she goes away

I jerk I jerk I jerk I jerk I jerk
I jerk I jerk I jerk I jerk I jerk
I can't leave the little thing alone
Ain't no pussy when she's gone

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