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Subject to Change...
IMPORTANT PAYPAL CHANGE: Because of the new tax laws, it is very important that you go to PayPal and pay us as "Friends and Family". Send Paypal payment to email@example.com. We have set up a whole new PayPal account because of this, and closed our old account. Use the link below to be taken to our PayPal.Me link, and don't forgot to enter your Hash Name in the comment field. I know you want to be cute and put sexual favors and so forth, but hashes have been shut down and had their money taken because of this. So, resist the temptation. Be naughty at the camp.