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If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?



half-mind.com
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December 2002

I MET A WHORE IN THE PARK


Sung to the tune When Jonny Comes Marching Home.

I met a whore in the park one day
ya ho, ya ho
I met a whore in the park one day
ya ho, ya ho
I met a whore in the park one day
She said hey hasher, you wanna lay

Refrain:
Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about
ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.

I put my hand upon her toe
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her toe
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her toe,
she said hey hasher you're way to low.

I put my hand upon her knee
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her knee
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her knee,
she said hey hasher you're kiddin' me

I put my hand upon her thigh
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her thigh
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her thigh,
she said hey hasher you're way to shy

I put my hand upon her leg
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her leg
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her leg,
she said hey hasher don't make me beg

I put my hand upon her tit
ya ho ya ho
I put my hand upon her tit
ya ho ya ho
I put my hand upon her tit
she said, "hey hasher, you're getting it"

I put my finger right about here
ya ho, ya ho
I put my finger right about here
ya ho, ya ho
I put my finger right about here
she said hey hasher are fucking queer?

I put my hand upon her ass
yo ho, yo ho
I put my hand upon her ass
yo ho, yo ho
I put my hand upon her ass
she said "hey hasher you're there at last"

I put my hand upon her twat
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her twat
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her twat,
she said hey hasher you hit the spot

I put my dick into her mouth
She said mmm, mhmh, mhmhm...
I put my dick into her mouth
She said mmm, mhmh, mhmhm...
I put my dick into her mouth,
She said mmm, mhmh, mhmhm...

I put her in a wooden box
ya ho, ya ho
I put her in a wooden box
ya ho, ya ho
I put her in a wooden box,
from havin' too many hasher's cocks

I dig her up every now and then
ya ho, ya ho
I dig her up every now and then
ya ho, ya ho
I dig her up every now and then,
I fucked her once, I'll fuck her again!

Now these few hashers they went to hell
ya ho, ya ho
Now these few hashers they went to hell
ya ho, ya ho
Now these few hashers they went to hell,
they fucked the devil's wives as well

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