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half-mind.com
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

WENDY'S CUNT SONG


Mrs. Landers was a health nut,
she cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big
cock-a-doodle-doodle,
the rooster just won't quit,
and I don't want my breakfast,
because it tastes like
shitzus make good house pets,
they're cuddly and sweet,
monkeys aren't good to have
'cause they like to beat their
meeting in the office,
a meeting in the hall,
the boss he wants to see you
so you can suck his
Balzac was a writer,
he lived with Alan Funt,
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him
but that's 'cause she's a
contaminated water
can really make you sick,
your bladder gets infected
and blood comes out your
dictate what I'm saying
'cause it will bring you luck,
and if you all don't like it,
I don't give a flying fuck.

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