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"Cool hash page"
December 2002


I got married on Friday
The vicar said it was my day
Then the folks were all gone, we were alone
Side by side

We got ready for bed then
My God I nearly dropped dead when
Her teeth and her hair, she left on the chair
Side by side

One hearing aid so tiny
One glass eye so small
Her arms and legs unscrewed them
And left them by the bedroom wall

I was most down-hearted
Most of my wife had departed
So I slept on the chair, there was more of her there
Side by side

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