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half-mind.com
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

THERE ARE NO SERIOUS HASHERS


To the tune of "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain"
Oh, there are no serious Hashers by the Bay (by the Bay)
Oh, there are no serious Hashers by the Bay (by the Bay)
'Cuz they're all a bunch of queers
Who get drunk on half a beer
Oh, there are no serious Hashers by the Bay (by the Bay)

Oh, there are no serious Hashers in the Valley (in the Valley)
Oh, there are no serious Hashers in the Valley (in the Valley)
'Cuz they're all just freaks and geeks
They'll sit and masturbate for weeks
Oh, there are no serious Hashers in the Valley (in the Valley)

Oh, there are no serious Hashers in the East Bay (in the East Bay)
Oh, there are no serious Hashers in the East Bay (in the East Bay)
They hang around the hills
Smoking dope and popping pills
Oh, there are no serious Hashers in the East Bay (in the East Bay)

Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Wine Country (in Wine Country)
Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Wine Country (in Wine Country)
'Cuz it's grapes they like to crush
But mention sex, they'll only blush
Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Wine Country (in Wine Country)

Oh, there are no serious Hashers in New York (in New York)
Oh, there are no serious Hashers in New York (in New York)
'Cuz they talk like Donald Duck
And they don't know how to fuck
Oh, there are no serious Hashers in New York (in New York)

Oh, there are no serious Hashers in the Navy (in the Navy)
Oh, there are no serious Hashers in the Navy (in the Navy)
'Cuz they're all in little boats
Making love to sheep and goats
Oh, there are no serious Hashers in the Navy (in the Navy)

Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Calgary (in Calgary)
Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Calgary (in Calgary)
'Cuz they'll run through waist-deep snow
Just to give a cow a blow
Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Calgary (in Calgary)

Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Florida (in Florida)
Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Florida (in Florida)
'Cuz they all wear string bikinis
And they all have tiny weenies
Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Florida (in Florida)

Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Kentucky (in Kentucky)
Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Kentucky (in Kentucky)
'Cuz they're all a bunch of hicks
Who are playing with their pricks
Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Kentucky (in Kentucky)

Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Harrisburg (in Harrisburg)
Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Harrisburg (in Harrisburg)
'Cuz it's always cold and damp
And they never leave the camp
Oh, there are no serious Hashers in Harrisburg (Harrisburg)

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