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I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.



half-mind.com
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December 2002

Nellie Darling


Oh your ass is like a stovepipe Nellie darling
And the nipples on your tits are turning green
There's a thousand flies a swarmin' ‘round your pussy
You're the nastiest fucking thing I've ever seen

There's a yard of lint protruding from your naval
When you piss you piss a stream as green as grass
You have enough ear wax to make a candle
Why don't you make one and shove it up your ass?

Your breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon
And your ingrown toenails exude a pusy cream
Your nose hair's long enough to braid or curl
Your every White House hasher's fucking dream

Sucking on your toes would gag Jeff Daummer
After sex with you my balls begin to itch
You need a chainsaw to trim your armpits
You're a regular White House Hash House Bitch

Your butts about as wide as a buick
And the cellulite hangs off your thighs in chunks
When you're swimming at the beach in the summer
You look like a battleship that has been sunk

Well it's told that you've been turned down by hashers
That crotch rot your sportings getting red
It could also be the sagging of your titties
Or the spotty patch of baldness on your head

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