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half-mind.com
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

GANG BANG


Chorus:
I love a gang bang, oh yes I will
Because a gang bang gives me such a thrill
When I was younger and in my prime
I used to gang bang all the tiii-iiime
But now I'm older and turning grey
I only gang-bang twice a day-ay

Knock knock (who's there?)
Ida (Ida who?)
Ida want another gang bang... (chorus)

Knock knock (who's there?)
Turner (Turner who?)
Turner over, let's have another gang bang... (chorus)

Mister Bush
Missed her bush and hit her stomach

Gladiator...
Gladiator out before the gang bang...

Oliver...
Oliver clothes were off at the gang bang...

A Ranger...
A Ranger for best entry at the gang bang...

Dolly Parton...
Dolly's partin' her thighs at the gang bang...

Ben Dover...
Ben Dover and have another gang bang...

Police...
Po-leeze take me to the gang bang...

Extinct...
It stinked like fish at the gang bang...

Sharon...
Share and share alike at the gang bang...

Alice...
At least he stopped bringing his grandma to the gang bang...

Anita...
Ah needa little rest before the gang bang...

Eisenhower...
Eisenhower late for the gang bang...

Tijuana...
Tijunana bring your mamma to the gang bang...

Charlie Pride...
Charlie pried her legs apart at the gang bang...

Irish...
Irish we were at the gang bang...

Banana...
Banana na na, na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na na na na na-ah

Orange...
Orange you glad I didn't say
Banana na na, na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na na na na na-ah

Cuba...
The capital of Cuba is
Havanana na na, na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na na na na na-ah

San Francisco...
The former quarterback of the San Francisco Forty-Niners is
Joe Montanana na na, na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na na na na na-ah


Alternate Choruses:

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sheila.
Sheila who?
She loves a gang bang, she always will
Because a gang bang gives her such a thrill
When she was younger and in her prime,
She used to gang bang all the time.
But now she's older and turning gray
She only gang bangs twice a day!
G-A-N-G-B-A-N-G
Gang bang! Gang bang! Rah!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
I need a blowjob, I always do
Because I just can't fuck the likes of you
Your cunt is rancid, and full of scabs
I bet you'd even give me crabs!
But now you're older and turning gray
You only gang bang twice a day!
G-A-N-G-B-A-N-G
Gang bang! Gang bang! Rah!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenny.
Kenny who?
Can he give cunt licks, or use his hand?
Because I cannot fuck his shriveled gland
It's always flaccid and way too small
And then I can't feel it at all!
His cock is putrid from fucking sheep
He can't even come once a week!

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