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half-mind.com
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

FOLLOW THE HARE


Drink a little bit, Fuck a little bit, Follow the hare
Follow the hare with your balls in the air, singing
Drink a little bit, Fuck a little bit, Follow the hare
Follow the hare all the way

My father's a _____. A _____ , a _____,
A mighty fine _____ is he!
All day he ______ ______, He _____ _____, he ______ _____,
And when he comes home, he _____ me.

Examples:
postman/licks stamps/licks

baker/creams puffs/creams

Milkman/milks cows/milks
Freshman/fucks up/jerks off
Oilman/drills wells/drills
Miner/shafts me/explores
Repo Man/repos/seizes
Ploughman/ploughs fields/plows me
Glassblower/blows glass/blows
Mail clerk/licks stamps/licks
Nurse/takes temps/takes
Gymnist/strides poles/strides mine
Baker/kneads bread/needs
Dancer/does steps/does
Asthmatic/sucks air/sucks
Cowboy/rides broncs/rides
Mechanic/screws bolts/screws
Soldier/shoots guns/shoots cum
Guitarist/plays licks/licks
Pimp/beats whores/beats
Carpenter/bangs nails/bangs
Truck driver/grinds gears/grinds
Postman/stuffs boxes/stuffs
Student/fucks off/fucks
Plumber/lays pipe/lays
Chef/eats this, he eats that/eats
Bricklayer/lays brick/lays
Dentist/drills you/drills
Taxidermist/stuffs dead things/stuffs
Stool Pigeon/fingers crooks/fingers

My girlfriend is a lawyer, a lawyer, a lawyer
A mighty fine lawyer is she
All day long she fucks you, she fucks you, she fucks you
And at night she comes home and fucks me

My girlfriend is a prostitute, a prostitute, a prostitute
And a mighty fine prostitute is she
All day long she fucks you, she fucks you, she fucks you
And when she comes home she goes to sleep.

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