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half-mind.com
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

Down Down Songs


  • DRINK A BEER
    Drink a beer
    Drink a beer
    Drink a beer like a hasher can
    And if you can't drink a beer like a hasher can,
    Then you shouldn't have a motherfucking beer in your hand (repeat)

  • WHITE HOUSE ANTHEM
    We're a bunch of rotten bastards
    Scum of the earth
    Scourge of creation we've gone from bad to
    Masturbatin' sons-of-bitches
    Found in every whore house
    We drink, smoke and screw (mostly screw!)
    We are the hashers of the Halve Mein Hash
    And we say "fuck you!"

  • Beer
    Well we try them all and it might sound queer
    But our favorite drug is an ice-cold beer
    Beer, beer, beer, beer
    Beer, beer, beer, beer
    Beer, beer, beer, beer
    We love beer
    Drink it down, down, down, down...

  • Dough, Ray, Me
    Dough, the stuff that buys me beer
    Ray, the guy who serves me beer
    Me, the guy who drinks the beer
    Far, a long long way for beer
    So, I'll have another beer
    La, la la la la la beer
    Tea, no thanks I'm drinking beer
    Which brings us back to
    Down, down, down down

  • BITCH, A DOG
    Bitch, a dog, a female dog
    Itch, a place for you to scratch
    Hitch, I pull my knickers up
    Grab, another word for snatch
    Bath, a place for making gin
    Sex, another word for sin
    Prick, a needle going in
    And that will bring us back to bitch, bitch...

  • F*CK A DUCK
    F*ck a duck, a female duck
    Screw a baby kangaroo
    Finger-bang an orangutan
    Let an elephant do you
    Feel the penis of an eel
    Whack the asshole of a yak
    Masturbate with a gnu, which will bring us back to f*ck, f*ck...

  • DRINK TWO BEERS
    We drink two beers in the morning
    We drink two beers at night
    We drink two beers in the afternoon
    It makes us feel alright
    We drink two beers in times of peace
    And two in times of war
    We drink two beers before we drink two beers
    And then we drink two more
    Drink it down, down, down, down...

  • Finger
    Would you like a finger in your ear?
    Would you like a finger in your beer?
    Would you like a finger in your rear?
    No sir! No fucking way sir! No fucking way sir!
    Drink it down, down, down, down...

  • He's the meanest
    He's the meanest, he sucks the horse's penis
    He's the meanest, he's the horse's ass
    Ever since he found it all he does it pound it
    He's the meanest, he's the horse's ass
    So drink chugga lugga lugga, drink chugga lugga lugga
    Drink chugga lugga lugga Drink!
    He's the meanest, he's the horse's ass
    Drink it down, down, down, down...

  • Her left tit
    Her left tit hangs down to her right tit
    Her right tit hangs down to her knee
    If her left tit did equal her right tit
    She's get lots of weenie from me
    Drink it down, down, down, down...

  • Here's to brother hasher
    Here's to brother hasher, brother hasher, brother hasher
    Here's to brother hasher, may he chugga-lug
    He's happy, he's jolly
    He's fucked up by golly
    Here's to brother hasher, may he chugga-lug
    So drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker
    Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker
    Here's to brother hasher, may he chugga-lug
    Drink it down, down, down, down...

  • Here's to...
    Here's to {name}, she's true blue
    She's a hasher through and through
    She's a scumbag so they say
    And she'll never get to heaven
    Cuz she went the wrong way
    Drink it down, down, down, down...

  • His one skin
    His one skin hangs down to his two skin
    His two skin hangs down to his three
    His three skin hangs down to his foreskin
    His foreskin hangs down to his knee
    So roll back, roll back
    Roll back my foreskin for me, for me
    Roll back, roll back
    Roll back my foreskin for me
    Drink it down, down, down, down...

  • Little bird
    There was a little bird
    No bigger than a turd
    Sitting on a telephone pole
    He ruffled up his neck
    And then he shat about a peck
    And he puckered up his little asshole
    Asshole, asshole, asshole
    He puckered up his little asshole
    Drink it down, down, down, down...

  • Meet the hashers
    Hashers, meet the hashers
    They're the biggest drunks in history
    From the hash of Halve Mein
    They're the leaders in debauchery
    Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years
    Watch them, as they down a lot of beer
    Down-down, down-down down-down
    Down down down down down down down down
    Down down down down down
    Down down down down down

  • Mlah mlah mlah (or whatever the hell it's called)
    Put you right leg over my shoulder
    Put your left leg over my shoulder
    Mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah
    Mlah mlah mlah mlha mlah mlah mlah
    Drink it down, down, down, down...

  • Sally in the alley
    Sally in the alley sifting cinders
    Lifted up her leg and farted like a man
    The wind from her ass blew out six windows
    The cheeks on her ass went Blam! Blam! Blam!
    Drink it down, down, down, down...

  • Soldier song
    Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be
    To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee
    For cunt, for cunt, for country and my queen
    Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be
    Drink it down, down, down, down...

  • Twenty toes
    Here's to the game of twenty toes
    It's played all over town
    The women play with ten toes up
    The man with ten toes down
    Drink it down, down, down, down...

  • Why was she born so beautiful
    Why was she born so beautiful?
    Why was she born at all?
    She no fucking good to anyone
    She no fucking good at all
    She ought to be publicly pissed on
    She ought to be publicly shot
    She ought to be tied to the urinal
    To lie there and fester and rot
    Drink it down, down, down, down...

  • You are my hashit
    You are my hashit, my only hashit
    You make me happy when skies are gray
    You never no dear how much I love you
    Please don't take my hashit away
    Drink it down, down, down, down...

  • Zulu warrior
    A-lay zuma zuma zuma, a-lay zuma zuma hey!
    A-lay zuma zuma zuma, a-lay zuma zuma hey!
    Drink it down zulu warrior
    Drink it down zulu chief, chief, chief, chief
    Drink it down, down, down, down...

  • BY THE LIGHT
    By the light (by the light by the light), of a flickering match
    I saw her snatch, in the watermelon patch
    By the light (by the light by the light), of a flickering match
    I saw it gleam, I heard her scream
    "You are burning my snatch, with your f*cking match."

  • HITLER
    Hitler, he only had one ball
    Goering, had two but very small
    Himmler, had something similar
    But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all

  • RUBBER DICKIE
    Rubber dickie, you're the one
    You make bedtime so much fun
    Rubber dickie I'm awfully fond of you
    Rubber dickie, toy of toys
    When you're in me I make noise
    Rubber dickie you're my very best friend, it's true...

  • SUPERCALLOUSFLAGELLISTIC
    Supercallousflagellisticexpectcunnilingus
    Queers like to take it up the bum from dildoes, dicks or fingers
    Lesbians like their tonguing slow to make the climax linger
    Supercallousflagellisticexpectcunnilingus!

  • THAT OLD BROWN TAP
    That old brown tap went pssht! up against the wall
    Pssht! up against the wall
    Pshht! up against the wall
    That old brown tap went pssht! up against the wall
    And the wall was covered in beer!

  • YANKEE DOODLE HE'S A DANDY
    Yankee Doodle he's a dandy, he's a hasher 'til he dies
    A real live asshole from the USA, pissed on by most other guys
    Yank his doodle, he's a dandy
    Yank his doodle, zip his fly
    Yankee doodle ran the trail, wanking off his doodle
    You are that yanking doodle guy

  • FUCK, FUCK, FUCK MY BUTT (Row, Row, Row Your Boat)
    Fuck, fuck, fuck my butt,
    Fill my ass with cream.
    Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Life is but a wet dream!
    Suck, suck, suck my cock,
    Give me screaming skull
    Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
    Life is but a ball!

  • MY ASSHOLE IS SORE
    To the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"
    My asshole is sore from your fucking
    My asshole is sore from your dick
    My asshole is sore from your stuffing
    So give it a rest, you prick

  • NOW YOU'VE FINALLY SHUT UP
    Male version
    Now you've finally shut up
    You sorry son of a bitch
    So drink your beer, get out of here
    You make my asshole itch

    Female version
    Now you've finally shut up
    You've finally quit your bitchin'
    So drink your beer, get out of here
    And get back in the kitchen

  • PISSONYA
    Pissonya, pissonya, pissonya
    In Russian it means I love ya
    If I had my way
    I'd piss on ya all day
    Pissonya, pissonya, pissonya

    Shitonya, shitonya, shitonya
    In Russian it means I adore ya
    If I had my way
    I'd shit on ya all day
    Shitonya, shitonya, shitonya

    Cumonya, cumonya, cumonya
    In Russian it means I need ya
    If I had my way
    I'd cum on ya all day
    Cumonya, Shitonya, Pissonya

  • SKEETER ON MY PETER
    To the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It"
    There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
    There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
    There's a dozen on my cousin
    I can hear those fuckers buzzin'
    There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off

  • WHERE WERE YOU LAST WEEK?
    To the tune of that song from "Hee-Haw"
    Where, oh where, were you last week?
    Why did you make us hash all alone
    You fat lazy bastard, you weren't even here
    So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer

    Down, down, drink it all down
    Drink it all down, drink all of that beer
    You fat lazy bastard, you weren't even here
    So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer

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