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half-mind.com
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

Me no likey Blitish Sailor


A brave young soldier lad called geordie
Is the hero of my song
He crossed the sea to serve his country
Went to serve out in hong kong
His wife hed left behind in gateshead
And soon his heart began to long
For the company of a female
Though he knew that this was wrong
He crossed the harbour on a ferry
Took a rickshaw to wan chai
And in a dimly lighted bar there
A slant eyed maiden did appear
Coca cola for this maiden at 200 he did buy
But when he asked her for favours
He was greeted with this cry

Me no like you Blitish sailor
Me no like you men of war
Me no like you Blitish sailor
Yankee pay 5 dollars more

Yankee call me honey baby
Blitish call me flucking whore (flucking whore)
Me no like you Blitish sailor
Yankee pay 5 dollars more

Yankee tap upon my window
Blitish break the flucking door (flucking door)
Me no like you Blitish sailor
Yankee pay 5 dollars more

Yankee bling me sweet led roses
Blitish bling me sleet fluck all (sweet fluck all)
Me no like you Blitish sailor
Yankee pay 5 dollars more

Yankee fuck me on the sofa
Blitish fuck me on the floor (on the floor)
Me no like you Blitish sailor
Yankee pay 5 dollars more

Yankee leaving on next friday
Blitish stay for evermore.
Me no like you Blitish sailor
Yankee pay 5 dollars more

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