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half-mind.com
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

I DON'T WANT TO JOIN THE ARMY


I don't want to join the army
I don't want to go to war
I'd rather hang around
Picadilly underground
Living off the earnings of a high born lady

I don't want to take it up me arsehole
Don't want me bullocks blown away (blown away)
I'd rather hash with Halve Mein
Bonny bonny Halve Mein
And fornicate me fucking life away, gor blimey

Monday I touched her upon the ankle
Tuesday I touched her upon the knee
Wednesday I confess
I lifted up her dress
Thursday I saw it, gor blimey

Friday I put me hand upon it
Saturday she gave me balls a tweak (balls a tweak)
Sunday after supper
I put the old boy up her
Now she earns me 40 bob a week, gor blimey

I don't want to join the army
I don't want to go to war
I'd rather hang around
Picadilly underground
Living off the earnings of a high born lady

Call on the Provincial Territory
Call on the navy and marines
Call on me mother,
Me sister and me brother
But for fuck's sake don't call me, gor blimey

I don't want to be a housewife
I'd much rather be a whore
I'd rather turn some tricks
Involving foot long pricks
Housework can be such a bore

I don't want to do his laundry
I don't want to cook his fucking food (fucking food)
And if I'm getting laid
I should be getting paid
Else I'm truly getting screwed

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