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half-mind.com
"Cool hash page"
December 2002

THE HAIRS OF HER DICKEY DI-DO


Also known to purists as "The Mayor of Bayswater"; see alternate start below.
Chorus:
And the hairs (and the hairs)
And the hairs (and the hairs)
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

One black one, one white one, and one with a little shite on
And one with a little light on, to show us the way

She's not a great looker, but everyone took 'er
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

You'd need a coal miner to find her vagina
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

If she were my daughter I'd have them cut shorter
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

I've touched it, I've licked it, it tastes just like brisket
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

She lived by the waterfront, with the waves lapping up and down her cunt
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

She married an Italian, who was hung like a fucking stallion
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

She divorced the Italian, and married the stallion
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

I folded her lips back, and there found a six-pack
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

It was always hit-or-miss, whether I could find her clitoris
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

I reached into her thing, and there found my class ring
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

I've licked it, I've felt it, it was just like velvet
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

She says that she's not a whore, but she bangs like a shithouse door
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

The aroma it lingers, it smells like fish fingers
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

She stayed in Seattle, and went down on cattle
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

She met a Hash House Harrier, who fucked her but wouldn't marry her
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

It'd take a brontosaurus to eat her clitoris
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

It'd take a bloody wrecker to extract your pecker
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

It's like going through a forest, to find her clitoris
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

Her love thought he'd seduced her, but turned out he'd only goosed her.
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

On her first trip through Melbourne, she strangled her firstborn
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

She lives on a cattle ranch, and shits like a bloody avalanche
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

If she were my daughter, I'd have her cut it much shorter
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

On a trip through Vladivostock, she sampled a bit of horsecock
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

She sits on a mountain, and pisses like a bloody fountain
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

I flicked it, I licked it, I even drop kicked it
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

I fucked her, I sucked her, I even loose rucked her
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

I touched it, I poked it, I even rolled and smoked it
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

It takes a hasher from Halve Mein to fuck her a dozen times
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

Alternate start:
The Mayor of Bayswater, he had a lovely daughter
And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees

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